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Who would win in a fight: Jeff or Steven?

Im bored so I decided to do this again. Whoever wins this goes up against the Bacon. Jeff beat Peter 15 to 3.

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  • Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

  • Ariatras said:
    Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

    You are forgetting the almighty sandals
  • In a fist fight? Steven would knock jeff's scrawny ass with one slap
  • Ariatras said:
    Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

    You are forgetting the almighty sandals
    And you are forgetting the Sword of Jeff  >:)
  • The holy power of the Sandal shall prevail.
  • I feel like Steven is a lover not a fighter.  <3
  • Lucie said:
    Ariatras said:
    Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

    You are forgetting the almighty sandals
    And you are forgetting the Sword of Jeff  >:)
    A sword cannot be used to kick ones arse
  • Jeff and the sword of Jeffery for the win.  Steven may have sandals and a wand that turns you into silly things but I figure the sword of Jeffery will not be unlike Excalibur.  Also Jeff will be able to meta-game better knowing all the systems lol
  • Jeff has Celtic blood somehwere in his family. Enough said! :p
  • ... There can only be one ... 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FylLyh7gYFI
    ( Songs starts kinda slow ... give it a chance  :s )
  • Ariatras said:
    Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

    You are forgetting the almighty sandals
    The power of the sandals is insignificant next to the power of the voice.

    See what I did there? :p 
  • GMSteven said:
    The holy power of the Sandal shall prevail.
    The sandal maybe a factor, but Mage > Bard is the real reason ;)
  • I would be willing to pay more for this fight then Mcgregor vs Mayweather. 
  • Ariatras said:
    The power of the sandals is insignificant next to the power of the voice.
    See what I did there? :p 
    Jeff is going to avoid the fight entirely by entering into a singing competition?
  • Sintu said:
    I would be willing to pay more for this fight then Mcgregor vs Mayweather. 
    Jeff v Steven will last a lot longer - trust me ;)
  • Kratz said:
    Sintu said:
    I would be willing to pay more for this fight then Mcgregor vs Mayweather. 
    Jeff v Steven will last a lot longer - trust me ;)
    You are prolly right!
  • I think we should offer the winner ice cream...it would really escalate things. 
  • Jeff takes the cake
  • Sintu said:
    I think we should offer the winner ice cream...it would really escalate things. 
    Things just reach a whole new level
  • lexmax said:
    Ariatras said:
    The power of the sandals is insignificant next to the power of the voice.
    See what I did there? :p 
    Jeff is going to avoid the fight entirely by entering into a singing competition?
    I'd watch that, to be honest.
  • What if they fought in a pool of icecream?!
  • Neither.  Bacon would win.  Bacon always wins.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
    tinukeda said:
    Neither.  Bacon would win.  Bacon always wins.
    The Baconator would romp them both even if it was 2v1 :'D :'D
  • neither  its be the ice cream Caravan  merchant that would win   you seen there faces in videos   when he shows up 
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
    Lucie said:
    Ariatras said:
    Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

    You are forgetting the almighty sandals
    And you are forgetting the Sword of Jeff  >:)
    All made by.... THE MUTE SMITHY
  • Lucie said:
    Ariatras said:
    Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

    You are forgetting the almighty sandals
    And you are forgetting the Sword of Jeff  >:)
    That i made.... THE MUTE SMITHY
  • Lucie said:
    Ariatras said:
    Same reason as before, Bard, Buffy, Dancing Demon, etc.

    You are forgetting the almighty sandals
    And you are forgetting the Sword of Jeff  >:)
    That i made.... THE MUTE SMITHY
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