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[NA] Guild that is better than all the other guilds | PvP-PvX- PVW | Active | EST/CST |
Zipp_Adoudel
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About Guild:Have you seen a guild discord with over 500 people? What about over 1000? what about 4 guild discords with 250+ each? Now take it farther. We have 500 guild discords with 2+ people in each. We plan to have a presence in every server and every time zone in the server. Our leadership will coordinate all guild actions so we can strike like a raging fire and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Our PvP Engagement:
- Our guild leadership has more PVP experience than any other guild. We dominated the entire Freddie Fish series https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddi_Fish.
-We were instrumental in the overthrow of Lotso at Sunnyside daycare.-We helped the Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae
- General Custer lived to old age because of our leadership.
Our PvE Interests:
- I could have sworn this game was only PVP. Well I guess we will mine and make pottery.
- Occasionally we will stitch a sweater if it gets cut in PVP.-One guy that we know will come over and run a DnD campaign on Tuesdays and every other Thursday. This is a mandatory event for all members. No magic users allowed. Makes the game too complicated.
How we Operate:
As I stated we will have 500 + small groups that will rotate leadership every 5 days. We have a matrix to tell when each group is in charge. When they are in charge, it is basically a dictatorship. The leader can enact any policy they wish and the rest of the group must follow. There are certain rules that the dictator can never change. One of them is they cannot wish for more wishes. A second is that they cannot wish to bring people back from the dead.
Outside of that, our communication between guilds will be done with pagers or faxes only. We do have an emergency policy for morse code. All communication will be done in the style of telephone. One group will tell one other group, so on and so fourth. We have found this to be most efficient and the easiest way to relay a message. Occasionally a telemarketer may get our number and ask about our car's extended warranty. Leadership expects each guild to forward the message but then throw it away since it is clearly spam.
Our goals (Set in stone forever and cannot be changed ever):
-Have all server firsts on every server in AoC and any game that comes out after AoC Launch.
-Retire by age 60
-Blackbelt in 3 forms of Martial Arts
-Play Ashes exclusively on Hardcore mode and never have to role a new character. If you die, you are out of the guild. Unless you are Gary. He gets a few lives.
Who we want:
-No Mic. We despise technology. You keep what you kill.-Must speak at least 3 languages, real or imaginary. We will only use english, but you never know when you need to debate a klingon.
-We have an all or nothing policy on time and efficiency. Either you commit to 8 full days of gaming each week or you only play 1 day every week but you accomplish nothing during that day.
-Must be planning on playing the statistically worst dps class as well as a tank. Leadership will determine DPS class on launch. This will show others our dominance.
-Lastly, and most importantly must have a sense of humor and like to play video games with friends.
If you made it this far and realized this was all satire, please join our discord and discuss a future where you game with us.
https://discord.gg/hAAkJRfjPC
Our PvP Engagement:
- Our guild leadership has more PVP experience than any other guild. We dominated the entire Freddie Fish series https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddi_Fish.
-We were instrumental in the overthrow of Lotso at Sunnyside daycare.-We helped the Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae
- General Custer lived to old age because of our leadership.
Our PvE Interests:
- I could have sworn this game was only PVP. Well I guess we will mine and make pottery.
- Occasionally we will stitch a sweater if it gets cut in PVP.-One guy that we know will come over and run a DnD campaign on Tuesdays and every other Thursday. This is a mandatory event for all members. No magic users allowed. Makes the game too complicated.
How we Operate:
As I stated we will have 500 + small groups that will rotate leadership every 5 days. We have a matrix to tell when each group is in charge. When they are in charge, it is basically a dictatorship. The leader can enact any policy they wish and the rest of the group must follow. There are certain rules that the dictator can never change. One of them is they cannot wish for more wishes. A second is that they cannot wish to bring people back from the dead.
Outside of that, our communication between guilds will be done with pagers or faxes only. We do have an emergency policy for morse code. All communication will be done in the style of telephone. One group will tell one other group, so on and so fourth. We have found this to be most efficient and the easiest way to relay a message. Occasionally a telemarketer may get our number and ask about our car's extended warranty. Leadership expects each guild to forward the message but then throw it away since it is clearly spam.
Our goals (Set in stone forever and cannot be changed ever):
-Have all server firsts on every server in AoC and any game that comes out after AoC Launch.
-Retire by age 60
-Blackbelt in 3 forms of Martial Arts
-Play Ashes exclusively on Hardcore mode and never have to role a new character. If you die, you are out of the guild. Unless you are Gary. He gets a few lives.
Who we want:
-No Mic. We despise technology. You keep what you kill.-Must speak at least 3 languages, real or imaginary. We will only use english, but you never know when you need to debate a klingon.
-We have an all or nothing policy on time and efficiency. Either you commit to 8 full days of gaming each week or you only play 1 day every week but you accomplish nothing during that day.
-Must be planning on playing the statistically worst dps class as well as a tank. Leadership will determine DPS class on launch. This will show others our dominance.
-Lastly, and most importantly must have a sense of humor and like to play video games with friends.
If you made it this far and realized this was all satire, please join our discord and discuss a future where you game with us.
https://discord.gg/hAAkJRfjPC
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