So here’s my current gaming experience:
I try to log into Ashes of Creation →Queue says: “See you in ~5 hours.”
Alright, fine. Big MMO, alpha life, I get it.So I think: no problem, I’ll play some League of Legends while I wait.
NOPE.
Every single time I launch a League game, the anti-cheat decides it’s my personal enemy and just disconnects me mid-game. No crash, no warning, just poof — gone.
So now I’m stuck in this beautiful situation where:
- I can’t play Ashes because the queue is longer than my workday
- I can’t play League because anti-cheat says “absolutely not”
- And my PC is basically just a very expensive queue simulator
I’m literally fighting two endgame bosses at once:
- Ashes Queue Boss (5-hour enrage timer)
- League Anti-Cheat Boss (insta-kick mechanic)
At this point I’m not sure if I should troubleshoot, reinstall Windows, or just go touch grass until 2030.
Anyone else stuck in this cursed loop or is my PC just officially banned from having fun?