Boring or Not?

In my minds eye, AOC is a block lackluster for drama? On discord, I am become bored with members of names like LEX Delecto? So predictable - I am bored as S#!t. Tell me a story of evasiveness? No more White Knights, period. It will doom AOC. Karma says so.

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Damokles

Nagash wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

skafftaruss wrote: »

No more White Knights, period.

I like the White Knights, they are hilarious.

I find them a good fight

I find them a good snack.

I need to know whats under your amour now

Oh my, this is getting nasty.

I think he is an armour mimic

Me? Why, i am Damokles of course! I come for Kings and Beggars, none is save from the Sword of Damokles. I reap, and reap, and reap. I do not sleep, i do not falter, i do. Not. Miss.

I am a living armour, made to punish and take all life on the surface. Constructed by the best Tulnar jewelcrafters and blacksmiths, Tulnar inscriptions fuel my might and Tulnar spells bind my spirit. "Punish the traitors, destroy all traces of corruption!", they said. "Show no mercy!", they said. And when I had slit their corrupted throats I told them that I would show no mercy. To no one.

If i had to describe myself, then I would have to say that i am an artificial soulconstruct, moddled after my prime inventor, with the main directives to destroy corrupted beings.

That would be one of my corrupted brothers-in-arms.

Nagash

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

skafftaruss wrote: »

No more White Knights, period.

I like the White Knights, they are hilarious.

I find them a good fight

I find them a good snack.

I need to know whats under your amour now

Oh my, this is getting nasty.

I think he is an armour mimic

Me? Why, i am Damokles of course! I come for Kings and Beggars, none is save from the Sword of Damokles. I reap, and reap, and reap. I do not sleep, i do not falter, i do. Not. Miss.

I am a living armour, made to punish and take all life on the surface. Constructed by the best Tulnar jewelcrafters and blacksmiths, Tulnar inscriptions fuel my might and Tulnar spells bind my spirit. "Punish the traitors, destroy all traces of corruption!", they said. "Show no mercy!", they said. And when I had slit their corrupted throats I told them that I would show no mercy. To no one.

If i had to describe myself, then I would have to say that i am an artificial soulconstruct, moddled after my prime inventor, with the main directives to destroy corrupted beings.

That would be one of my corrupted brothers-in-arms.

sure thats like saying sans is my pure brother

Damokles

Nagash wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

skafftaruss wrote: »

No more White Knights, period.

I like the White Knights, they are hilarious.

I find them a good fight

I find them a good snack.

I need to know whats under your amour now

Oh my, this is getting nasty.

I think he is an armour mimic

Me? Why, i am Damokles of course! I come for Kings and Beggars, none is save from the Sword of Damokles. I reap, and reap, and reap. I do not sleep, i do not falter, i do. Not. Miss.

I am a living armour, made to punish and take all life on the surface. Constructed by the best Tulnar jewelcrafters and blacksmiths, Tulnar inscriptions fuel my might and Tulnar spells bind my spirit. "Punish the traitors, destroy all traces of corruption!", they said. "Show no mercy!", they said. And when I had slit their corrupted throats I told them that I would show no mercy. To no one.

If i had to describe myself, then I would have to say that i am an artificial soulconstruct, moddled after my prime inventor, with the main directives to destroy corrupted beings.

That would be one of my corrupted brothers-in-arms.

sure thats like saying sans is my pure brother

Azathoth

I like White Knights. Although the ones pledged to follow me are wearing a different type of White Coat. One with a lot of straps that restricts movement, for their safety and that of others.

Damokles

Azathoth wrote: »

I like White Knights. Although the ones pledged to follow me are wearing a different type of White Coat. One with a lot of straps that restricts movement, for their safety and that of others.

Every time someone mentions White Knights, i have to think about the White Mantle in GW1. They were a fanatical order, that sacrificed people to their god. Those missions were always fun. XD

Shoklen

In my past D&D group we learned it wasn't a good idea, after the fact, to chop the fingers off the mummified "hand of vecna" and smoke them like cigars...

Damokles

Shoklen wrote: »

In my past D&D group we learned it wasn't a good idea, after the fact, to chop the fingers off the mummified "hand of vecna" and smoke them like cigars...

Did you freeze your lungs or something? XD

Azathoth

In the last D&D game we finished my character replaced his hand and eyeball with that of Vecna's. The druid did the dirty work and healed my up afterwards. Then the slow climb to full Lichdom from level 15-20. My DM altered the abilities of said items and added a slow progression to transform in a Lich from levels 15 - 20.

Then my character, which was a wizard always in full plate inherited a kingdom. He made efforts to have a baby boy at level 15. Every time a son produced a viable heir to the thrown my character would kill off the current king and replace them in a tradition of passing down the armor. Ruled that kingdom for a long time...

Damokles

Azathoth wrote: »

In the last D&D game we finished my character replaced his hand and eyeball with that of Vecna's. The druid did the dirty work and healed my up afterwards. Then the slow climb to full Lichdom from level 15-20. My DM altered the abilities of said items and added a slow progression to transform in a Lich from levels 15 - 20.

Then my character, which was a wizard always in full plate inherited a kingdom. He made efforts to have a baby boy at level 15. Every time a son produced a viable heir to the thrown my character would kill off the current king and replace them in a tradition of passing down the armor. Ruled that kingdom for a long time...

One of my GMs once used such a setting for one of his grand homebrew campaigns...
We all roled up with our strongest characters (mine was around 2 years old), my evocation wizard fully decked out with a custom staff of the magi, a luck blade and a robe of an archmage as the magical heavy hitter and waymaker, a lvl 20 cleric paladin of life, lvl 20 champion, lvl 20 ranger/champion and a lvl 20 ranger/rogue.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACTUALLY BURN LIVING ARMOUR THAT ACCUMULATED 500 YEARS OF POWER?!? We spent nearly 30 sessions until we even reached the boss.
That mfcker bound a terrasque somehow and used it as a battery. We had to kill it and everything else in the near vicinity with a dimensional bomb.

(If you need to know what that is: bind a handy haversack on your target and then drop a bag of holding into it with mage hand, you open a portal to the astral plane that sucks in everything in a 10feet radius around it and randomly teleports it somewhere. We basically teleported its head away from its body.)

Karthos

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

Shoklen

Love these D&D stories, keep them coming

Nagash

Karthos wrote: »

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

But why?

Damokles

Nagash wrote: »

Karthos wrote: »

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

But why?

Because he likes to wrestle with other people while being in the nude? XD

Ferryman

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Karthos wrote: »

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

But why?

Because he likes to wrestle with other people while being in the nude? XD

Oh I see, then he must like to play as a "beach dwarf".

Atama

ferryman wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Karthos wrote: »

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

But why?

Because he likes to wrestle with other people while being in the nude? XD

Oh I see, then he must like to play as a "beach dwarf".

Baywatch Knights

Damokles

Atama wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Karthos wrote: »

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

But why?

Because he likes to wrestle with other people while being in the nude? XD

Oh I see, then he must like to play as a "beach dwarf".

Baywatch Knights

Thank you very much, now i seem to have the image of a male nearly nacked dwarf stuck in my head. He runs down the coast and his long wet beard goes everywhere...

Ferryman

Damokles wrote: »

Atama wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Karthos wrote: »

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

But why?

Because he likes to wrestle with other people while being in the nude? XD

Oh I see, then he must like to play as a "beach dwarf".

Baywatch Knights

Thank you very much, now i seem to have the image of a male nearly nacked dwarf stuck in my head. He runs down the coast and his long wet beard goes everywhere...

My eyes.. I presume the beardstyle is like Hasselhoffs hair and the running is happening at slow motion.

Damokles

ferryman wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Atama wrote: »

ferryman wrote: »

Damokles wrote: »

Nagash wrote: »

Karthos wrote: »

I will wrestle you naked Skruntabulous

But why?

Because he likes to wrestle with other people while being in the nude? XD

Oh I see, then he must like to play as a "beach dwarf".

Baywatch Knights

Thank you very much, now i seem to have the image of a male nearly nacked dwarf stuck in my head. He runs down the coast and his long wet beard goes everywhere...

My eyes.. I presume the beardstyle is like Hasselhoffs hair and the running is happening at slow motion.

Yes.

Shoklen

When roleplaying you can only use the words "Brah" and "Dude"... nothing else..

Nagash

You lot scare me sometimes

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