Too much stuff!

ArchivedUser

(Nope, never heard of George Carlin)

 

Ok, we're just getting too much stuff! With each kick starter goal, they just keep giving us more stuff.  We're getting skins, armor, horse, turtles (TURTLES!?), weapons (hey, could happen), and I don't know what all kind of stuff. So, where am I supposed to keep all that stuff? I'm going to end up needing stuff to store my stuff in and then more stuff to store that stuff in until there's no more room for stuff! The houses will be filled with stuff, the cities will be filled with stuff, the nodes will be covered in stuff! There won't be room for the game because all of the stuff. Stop the insanity!  Just say No to more stuff!

 But wait! There is a solution. Because I care about our community, I'm offering my services – free of charge! - to store all your stuff. Once the game starts, just send all your stuff to me. I'll keep them safe for you. Honest. You'll never have to worry about your stuff again. (Taxes and fees may apply).

   (Warning: Side effects may include poverty, poor game play, being mocked by others, constipation, and death. Do not consult with anyone if you experience any of these side effects).

ArchivedUser

Now I'm just guessing here, but I think those rewards are outside of normal bags But interesting storage idea, I'll keep it in mind.

ArchivedUser

Predictable and lacking clever originality.

2/5 stars

ArchivedUser

tinukeda said:

Predictable and lacking clever originality.

2/5 stars

A predictable and lacking clever originality mean response

ArchivedUser

nice try