Glorious Alpha Two Testers!
Alpha Two Phase II testing is currently taking place 5+ days each week. More information about testing schedule can be found here
If you have Alpha Two, you can download the game launcher here, and we encourage you to join us on our Official Discord Server for the most up to date testing news.
Alpha Two Phase II testing is currently taking place 5+ days each week. More information about testing schedule can be found here
If you have Alpha Two, you can download the game launcher here, and we encourage you to join us on our Official Discord Server for the most up to date testing news.
Too much stuff!
(Nope, never heard of George Carlin)
Ok, we're just getting too much stuff! With each kick starter goal,
they just keep giving us more stuff. We're getting skins, armor, horse, turtles
(TURTLES!?), weapons (hey, could happen), and I don't know what all kind of stuff. So, where am I supposed to keep all that stuff? I'm going to end up needing stuff to
store my stuff in and then more stuff to store that stuff in until there's no
more room for stuff! The houses will be filled with stuff, the cities will be
filled with stuff, the nodes will be covered in stuff! There won't be room for
the game because all of the stuff. Stop the insanity! Just say No to more
stuff!
But wait! There is a solution. Because I care about
our community, I'm offering my services – free of charge! - to store all your
stuff. Once the game starts, just send all your stuff to me. I'll keep them safe for you. Honest. You'll never have
to worry about your stuff again. (Taxes and fees may apply).
(Warning: Side effects may include poverty, poor game
play, being mocked by others, constipation, and death. Do not consult with
anyone if you experience any of these side effects).
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2/5 stars
A predictable and lacking clever originality mean response