[Forum Game] 3 Word Story

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The beer, so

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faced Gidgets wrath;

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the rat threw

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the taco sauce

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who cursed the

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at Chef Robert 

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and his pink

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flamingos of doom

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His corrupt soul

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I messed up

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Possessed by @nagash

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the marrow menace

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With a horcrux

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Harry viciously attacked

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The drunken dwarf

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who kept singing

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Lunch lady land

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It's High Noon

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to play Overwatch

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Or karnage chronicles 

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or even Solitaire 

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Or probably Minecraft

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all at once

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'Til my fingers

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dislocated painfully and

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Fell completely off

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Then without warning

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a beer appeared

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and stabbed me

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In the mouth