[Forum Game] 3 Word Story

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meh Wonga wonga

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Screams @Dolan angrily

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He imagined that 

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@SaeyoPrayers was pranking

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Because he was

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into some spankin'

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monkeys for bananas

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and a good

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Giant pay raise

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plus a photo

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with nekkid celebrities

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(actually blow-up dolls)

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of EU politicians

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rozencrantz and guilderstein

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you googled them

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only for spelling 

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Someone has keyloggers 

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wait, say what!?

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I'm tone deaf

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and stone cold

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to the bone

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so... so alone

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... so very alone

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. Cold.
Alone.  
Hungry!

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Nom nom nom!

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could I hear

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a sandvich dying

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violently, silent screams

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anxiously, feverish dreams

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Verging on obscene