While we wait....[quotes for lolz]
So while we wait I would like to hear your all time favorite quotes that made you 'lol'
mine is :
-- "In the middle of mystical ecstasy, God shouts: "Who's your Daddy?!" --
mine is :
-- "In the middle of mystical ecstasy, God shouts: "Who's your Daddy?!" --
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I always remember a toast I heard at a wedding once "May your genitalia never fail you, or jail you". Needless to say it was unexpected and I lol'ed hard. I really don't think the mother of the bride was impressed but hey ho!
Or, any number of other wonderful quotes from Firefly.
Wash: "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Zoe: "Sir, I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off."
Mal: "Well look at this. 'Pears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?"
Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir."
Mal: "Ain't we just."
Then he walked off the stage and everyone erupted in laughter. He came back up afterwards to finish the speech though, but still, I thought it was hilarious.
Guildies answer "No tail holes?"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at boxing"
A few of my favorites are:
"If someone doesnt realize with a certain age, that he is mostly surrounded by idiots, he doesnt realize it because of a certain reason"
"You always forget, that under your skin is only meat, fat and bones. I am also just a piece of meat. A piece of meat that thinks too much. It should stop thinking, the piece of meat."
A quote that actually fits surprisingly well to the last discussion I participated in:
"Someone who thinks, he can have everything for money, comes easily under suspicion, that he is ready to do anything for money"
"Nothing in the world is distributed as fairly as the human intellect, because everyone believes to have enough"
Maybe I will later add some more.
Hope you enjoyed some!
But this "Mark", once said in his early days before he started to make sense, something that I never forget:
"Its important to put the piano in the radience of the beer"
Wich when you start to think about it, is quite true
Attributed to John Archibald Wheeler. Or Ray Cummings. Or possibly to graffiti in the men’s room at the Pecan Street Cafe in Austin, Texas.
The Divines gave you a nose for a reason. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing.
One of my all time favorites,
Said a guard
“I bet if you spoke your mind you’d be speechless.”
I do agree with you by the way.
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."