Endless song of everlasting evil

ArchivedUser

Knowing full well that in the shadows of this forum lurks and creeps every evil mastermind of the world's present, that each and every of your friendly smiles hide a malignous smirk covering toughts of murder and bloodshed, I devised for you an hymn to sing and boast about.

You can participate in it's realization, the only requirement is the use of the same metric (A-A-A-B, where A is 4 syllables long, and B is 3).

Let the world know all your truly horrendous mischiefs, let it cower in fear!

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I am evil,

so much evil!

Very evil,

yes I am!]

I put hazes

in the mazes

to cause dazes,

just for fun.

To the ladies,

single ladies,

young cute ladies,

I gift cats.

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Out of habit,

I steal rabbits,

wizards' rabbits,

from the hats.

When I host,

as a ghost,

I scare hosts

for a laugh.

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Nice and dandy,

children's candy,

sweet and handy,

I make mine.

While they dangle,

with a jangle,

I entangle,

all your wires.

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