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The Great Pun War of 2017
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:08 PM
i like jelly
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:08 PM
are you jelly bro?
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:09 PM
proxy if you keep that up you will be toast
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:09 PM
Then id end up bread
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:09 PM
subpar 4/10
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:09 PM
BreadProxy
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:09 PM
are you saying you would be inbread?
From the deep south?
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:10 PM
No, Im saying id be a delicate little flour.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:10 PM
Seems a little crusty to me
finndo-Today at 12:10 PM
you guys are making me roll
Xombie-Today at 12:10 PM
Calm down you guys, you'll get a yeast infection(edited)
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:10 PM
Well i was a little crusty yeasterday.
finndo-Today at 12:11 PM
i kneed a break from all this
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:11 PM
brb reading these 2 the missus, we're having loaves of fun
tugowar-Today at 12:12 PM
Where did we go a rye
finndo-Today at 12:12 PM
I think it was some sour dough
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:12 PM
we are all a little nutty
Xontian-Today at 12:12 PM
Are you sure that is how that is Spelt?
Drakehiro-Today at 12:12 PM
are you pumped for pantheon speaking of eq?
Xombie-Today at 12:12 PM
Wheat need some help
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:12 PM
I just do it to get a rise out of you
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:12 PM
Seems were on a Roll with the puns.
finndo-Today at 12:12 PM
kneed to post this somewhere...
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:13 PM
repeated puns are uncool
Drakehiro-Today at 12:13 PM
dough not repeat any of this later
finndo-Today at 12:13 PM
lots of people would get a rise out of it
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:13 PM
We should record all these puns, lest we baggutte.
tugowar-Today at 12:13 PM
Bundt those repeats outta here
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:13 PM
wow tug that is a stretch
Xontian-Today at 12:13 PM
ohh we have sifted to cakes have we
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:13 PM
that was golden proxy
tugowar-Today at 12:13 PM
Like in baseball...
Drakehiro-Today at 12:14 PM
honestly i loaf that pun
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:14 PM
now we've moved to baseball, but i have to say proxy knocked it out of the park
although i bet hes battling to come up with another good one
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:14 PM
Well if the glove fits.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:14 PM
2 more strikes like that and youre out proxy
Xombie-Today at 12:14 PM
Id go to third base with him
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:14 PM
The next one will be a homerun
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:14 PM
just dont drop the plate
Drakehiro-Today at 12:15 PM
that was foul
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:15 PM
it was actually out left field a bit wasnt it
Xontian-Today at 12:15 PM
Xonbie you are Stealing my heart
Xombie-Today at 12:15 PM
Id like to be at the bottom of his nineth
Drakehiro-Today at 12:15 PM
kinda threw a curve ball there
tugowar-Today at 12:15 PM
I'd bring it home
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:15 PM
these puns are far from safe
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:15 PM
Some of these puns are a little hard to catch.
Drakehiro-Today at 12:15 PM
im just trying to slide into these puns easier
tugowar-Today at 12:16 PM
I hope we dug out a new theme soon
Xombie-Today at 12:16 PM
I'm starting to get an Ump in my pants
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:16 PM
oh just go for a walk
Xontian-Today at 12:16 PM
I hope we dont run A foul of the Mods
Drakehiro-Today at 12:16 PM
you stole that joke from me
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:16 PM
that one was a no hitter
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:16 PM
Its okay Xontian, they might just end up throwing me some hardballs.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:16 PM
your pitch is off proxy
try to keep it on deck
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:17 PM
I could turn this topic back on, but then people would claim im a switch hitter.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:17 PM
that one was a corker
Drakehiro-Today at 12:17 PM
that was harder to catch on to then a ground ball
tugowar-Today at 12:17 PM
Xantham's going for a total KO
Xombie-Today at 12:17 PM
This came out of left field
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:17 PM
can you give me a rundown on the puns so far?
Drakehiro-Today at 12:18 PM
xombie just falcon punched this convo into a new segment
tugowar-Today at 12:18 PM
I'll bring it in for you
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:18 PM
that hit the sweet spot
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:18 PM
Some of these puns are Ace.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:18 PM
you hit it forfeit into the stands
Xombie-Today at 12:18 PM
I hope we don't have a short stop
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM
nah this will be a drawn out game
Drakehiro-Today at 12:19 PM
oh look at the time, 9th already
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:19 PM
I was thinking of telling you guys some of the puns, but you can keep your mitts off.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM
top or bottom drake?
Drakehiro-Today at 12:19 PM
kinky
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:19 PM
Lets see what other puns i can dugout.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM
2 more and you can go for the triple play
Drakehiro-Today at 12:19 PM
deathproxy babe your RUTHless
tugowar-Today at 12:19 PM
Let's make a new theme as fast as a line drive
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM
these pins are wINNING
Drakehiro-Today at 12:20 PM
i ruined my white socks in the washer today
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:20 PM
major league bummer mate
Drakehiro-Today at 12:20 PM
they turned into red sox 
Xombie-Today at 12:21 PM
This is the world series of puns
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM
mixing whites with reds, thats a cardinal sin
tugowar-Today at 12:21 PM
Did it attract any cardinals?(edited)
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM
mine was better
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:21 PM
I pope no one was hurt.
Drakehiro-Today at 12:21 PM
yours was batter*
oh jesus not these puns
tugowar-Today at 12:21 PM
Yes you have a gift
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM
thats the spirit
Drakehiro-Today at 12:21 PM
oh god
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM
unless the socks were holey
Drakehiro-Today at 12:21 PM
mary mother of.... @#$
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:22 PM
I think you guys would wine if i told you guys another cracker.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM
bloody brilliant
Drakehiro-Today at 12:22 PM
that was so cheesy
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM
i am a disciple of the pun
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:22 PM
I should stop before you guys crucifix me.
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM
my puns are a testament to my skill
Xombie-Today at 12:22 PM
You guys wouldn't believe what I had last supper
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM
with your 8 friends?
Drakehiro-Today at 12:22 PM
careful you will start a war
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:22 PM
You budda believe it.
Drakehiro-Today at 12:22 PM
OMG
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:23 PM
proxy your puns always enlighten me(edited)
Drakehiro-Today at 12:23 PM
go to hell these are terrible
Xombie-Today at 12:23 PM
You guys make me want to Sikh help
Xontian-Today at 12:23 PM
Guys i have to tell you this is Nirvana
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:24 PM
its all good fun until someone mentions concentrating the juice
Drakehiro-Today at 12:24 PM
ill forgive your sins if you stop making bad puns
DeathsProxy-Today at 12:24 PM
We should most likely stop with all this puns soon i reckoning.
Or we could face condemnation
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:24 PM
i beg your forgiveness
before this goes any father
tugowar-Today at 12:24 PM
I can't stop the punny crusade
Xontian-Today at 12:24 PM
That seems like the Noble truth
Xombie-Today at 12:24 PM
Before Islam my hand in the door
Drakehiro-Today at 12:24 PM
FOR THE WALLL
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:25 PM
ill throw a good book at you if you continue
Xombie-Today at 12:25 PM
We are Allah bunch of punsters
Drakehiro-Today at 12:25 PM
"would you like to hear about our lord and savior cheezits chrisp?
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:25 PM
gee, had a lot of fun today with these puns
tugowar-Today at 12:25 PM
Double entendres and puns are our pillars of faith
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Maybe we need to.. spread... the puns around.