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The Great Pun War of 2017

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:08 PM

i like jelly

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:08 PM

are you jelly bro?

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:09 PM

proxy if you keep that up you will be toast

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:09 PM

Then id end up bread

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:09 PM

subpar 4/10

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:09 PM

BreadProxy

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:09 PM

are you saying you would be inbread?
From the deep south?

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:10 PM

No, Im saying id be a delicate little flour.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:10 PM

Seems a little crusty to me

finndo-Today at 12:10 PM

you guys are making me roll

Xombie-Today at 12:10 PM

Calm down you guys, you'll get a yeast infection(edited)

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:10 PM

Well i was a little crusty yeasterday.

finndo-Today at 12:11 PM

i kneed a break from all this

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:11 PM

brb reading these 2 the missus, we're having loaves of fun

tugowar-Today at 12:12 PM

Where did we go a rye

finndo-Today at 12:12 PM

I think it was some sour dough

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:12 PM

we are all a little nutty

Xontian-Today at 12:12 PM

Are you sure that is how that is Spelt?

Drakehiro-Today at 12:12 PM

are you pumped for pantheon speaking of eq?

Xombie-Today at 12:12 PM

Wheat need some help

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:12 PM

I just do it to get a rise out of you

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:12 PM

Seems were on a Roll with the puns.

finndo-Today at 12:12 PM

kneed to post this somewhere...

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:13 PM

repeated puns are uncool

Drakehiro-Today at 12:13 PM

dough not repeat any of this later

finndo-Today at 12:13 PM

lots of people would get a rise out of it

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:13 PM

We should record all these puns, lest we baggutte.

tugowar-Today at 12:13 PM

Bundt those repeats outta here

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:13 PM

wow tug that is a stretch

Xontian-Today at 12:13 PM

ohh we have sifted to cakes have we

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:13 PM

that was golden proxy

tugowar-Today at 12:13 PM

Like in baseball...

Drakehiro-Today at 12:14 PM

honestly i loaf that pun

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:14 PM

now we've moved to baseball, but i have to say proxy knocked it out of the park
although i bet hes battling to come up with another good one

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:14 PM

Well if the glove fits.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:14 PM

2 more strikes like that and youre out proxy

Xombie-Today at 12:14 PM

Id go to third base with him

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:14 PM

The next one will be a homerun

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:14 PM

just dont drop the plate

Drakehiro-Today at 12:15 PM

that was foul

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:15 PM

it was actually out left field a bit wasnt it

Xontian-Today at 12:15 PM

Xonbie you are Stealing my heart

Xombie-Today at 12:15 PM

Id like to be at the bottom of his nineth

Drakehiro-Today at 12:15 PM

kinda threw a curve ball there

tugowar-Today at 12:15 PM

I'd bring it home

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:15 PM

these puns are far from safe

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:15 PM

Some of these puns are a little hard to catch.

Drakehiro-Today at 12:15 PM

im just trying to slide into these puns easier

tugowar-Today at 12:16 PM

I hope we dug out a new theme soon

Xombie-Today at 12:16 PM

I'm starting to get an Ump in my pants

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:16 PM

oh just go for a walk

Xontian-Today at 12:16 PM

I hope we dont run A foul of the Mods

Drakehiro-Today at 12:16 PM

you stole that joke from me

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:16 PM

that one was a no hitter

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:16 PM

Its okay Xontian, they might just end up throwing me some hardballs.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:16 PM

your pitch is off proxy
try to keep it on deck

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:17 PM

I could turn this topic back on, but then people would claim im a switch hitter.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:17 PM

that one was a corker

Drakehiro-Today at 12:17 PM

that was harder to catch on to then a ground ball

tugowar-Today at 12:17 PM

Xantham's going for a total KO

Xombie-Today at 12:17 PM

This came out of left field

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:17 PM

can you give me a rundown on the puns so far?

Drakehiro-Today at 12:18 PM

xombie just falcon punched this convo into a new segment

tugowar-Today at 12:18 PM

I'll bring it in for you

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:18 PM

that hit the sweet spot

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:18 PM

Some of these puns are Ace.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:18 PM

you hit it forfeit into the stands

Xombie-Today at 12:18 PM

I hope we don't have a short stop

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM

nah this will be a drawn out game

Drakehiro-Today at 12:19 PM

oh look at the time, 9th already

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:19 PM

I was thinking of telling you guys some of the puns, but you can keep your mitts off.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM

top or bottom drake?

Drakehiro-Today at 12:19 PM

kinky

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:19 PM

Lets see what other puns i can dugout.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM

2 more and you can go for the triple play

Drakehiro-Today at 12:19 PM

deathproxy babe your RUTHless

tugowar-Today at 12:19 PM

Let's make a new theme as fast as a line drive

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:19 PM

these pins are wINNING

Drakehiro-Today at 12:20 PM

i ruined my white socks in the washer today

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:20 PM

major league bummer mate

Drakehiro-Today at 12:20 PM

they turned into red sox :/

Xombie-Today at 12:21 PM

This is the world series of puns

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM

mixing whites with reds, thats a cardinal sin

tugowar-Today at 12:21 PM

Did it attract any cardinals?(edited)

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM

mine was better

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:21 PM

I pope no one was hurt.

Drakehiro-Today at 12:21 PM

yours was batter*
oh jesus not these puns

tugowar-Today at 12:21 PM

Yes you have a gift

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM

thats the spirit

Drakehiro-Today at 12:21 PM

oh god 

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:21 PM

unless the socks were holey

Drakehiro-Today at 12:21 PM

mary mother of.... @#$

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:22 PM

I think you guys would wine if i told you guys another cracker.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM

bloody brilliant

Drakehiro-Today at 12:22 PM

that was so cheesy

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM

i am a disciple of the pun

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:22 PM

I should stop before you guys crucifix me.

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM

my puns are a testament to my skill

Xombie-Today at 12:22 PM

You guys wouldn't believe what I had last supper

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:22 PM

with your 8 friends?

Drakehiro-Today at 12:22 PM

careful you will start a war

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:22 PM

You budda believe it.

Drakehiro-Today at 12:22 PM

OMG

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:23 PM

proxy your puns always enlighten me(edited)

Drakehiro-Today at 12:23 PM

go to hell these are terrible

Xombie-Today at 12:23 PM

You guys make me want to Sikh help

Xontian-Today at 12:23 PM

Guys i have to tell you this is Nirvana
Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:24 PM
its all good fun until someone mentions concentrating the juice

Drakehiro-Today at 12:24 PM

ill forgive your sins if you stop making bad puns

DeathsProxy-Today at 12:24 PM

We should most likely stop with all this puns soon i reckoning.
Or we could face condemnation

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:24 PM

i beg your forgiveness
before this goes any father

tugowar-Today at 12:24 PM

I can't stop the punny crusade

Xontian-Today at 12:24 PM

That seems like the Noble truth

Xombie-Today at 12:24 PM

Before Islam my hand in the door

Drakehiro-Today at 12:24 PM

FOR THE WALLL

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:25 PM

ill throw a good book at you if you continue

Xombie-Today at 12:25 PM

We are Allah bunch of punsters

Drakehiro-Today at 12:25 PM

"would you like to hear about our lord and savior cheezits chrisp?

Xantham <Inn Franchiser>-Today at 12:25 PM

gee, had a lot of fun today with these puns

tugowar-Today at 12:25 PM

Double entendres and puns are our pillars of faith

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