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Time machine

ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
in Ashes Of Creation General Discussion
We need to build a time machine so we can start playing this game already. I need it.

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  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest

    You know what I need? What you're smoking ;)

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    I'm ready. Lets use this.
    Image result for delorean

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    your pick ;)



  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Now THAT'S a Dwarf mount :p
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Eye of Agamotto
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Great Scott!!!!!!!!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    That would be cool. Pop back in time and tell yourself what to do.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    EruIluvatar said:
    your pick ;)



    Wait! That TARDIS is inside a TARDIS...  what if it's inside itself? Is that even possible?

    *goes to lie down*

    Actually, I think I'd rather hibernate for the next two years, at least I'll be warm...
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Ohhh, a paradox!  Wouldn't this cause the universe to implode on itself?
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest


    You went too far...
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
    Duninn said:


    You went too far...
    In the year, 105105, if man is still alive, if robot can survive they may fiiiiiiind.

    In the year, 252525, the backwards time machine still wont have arrived, in all the world there's only one technology, a rusty sword, for practicing proctology.

    In a future year that ends in a 20, a shlubby mermans ganna try to get chummy. He may look like a watery wimp, when in fact, he's a blood thirsty shrimp.

    In the year, one million and a half, human-kind is enslaved by giraffe. Man must bay for all his misdeeds, when the tree tops are stripped of their leaves. Wooaaahhh.

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