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Three Members of Intrepid

Three Members of Intrepid walk into a bar, Bacon, Jeff and Steven. After a few rounds they start talking about the craziest drink they've ever had.

They decided to order three of a stiff rum-based drink Bacon describes as literally, "Growing my beard 3 inches". After they downed it, which caused their faces to turn bright red, Jeff said

"Oh that's nothing, I once had a concoctions of vodka and lime that literally blew my socks off". So they ordered this drink and each downed it. After a coughing fit, Bacon and Jeff turned to Steven who smiled and said.

"Well I do have a drink.. but I doubt you guys could sandal it."

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