Who would win in a fight: Jeff or Bacon

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Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Intrepid Studios Intercontinental Championship belt fight between the reigning Champion Bacon versus the number 1 contender Jeff. Jeff got here by crushing Pete and barely squeaking by Steven. You decide who wins! 

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Bacon, ez.

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I doubt this one will even be close. 

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As much as I love Bacon, bards are awesome.

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BACON.

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RIP JEFF

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Yeah sorry, Jeff has no chance. Bacon is the Hodor of Intrepid Studios. 

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Bacon cannot be defeated

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Definitely.

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Hands down

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I'm sorry but it's STILL Chuck Norris, It's a universal law of the universe.

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Always Jeff

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Jeff and Bacon circle the ring.  Bacon is distracted for a second by the opportunity to dance a kitten across the live twitch cast of this epic battle.  Jeff seizes his opportunity to attack, rushes across the ring........ Bounces of Bacon's Goliath like body and lands on his back slightly dazed.  Bacon finishes kitten dancing and climbs on the desk and elbow drops Jeff.  Jeff is now a 2D version of himself. 

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Bacon is eternal!

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Long live the Baconator!

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Gotta stay true to the bards!