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what if humans...

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in Ashes of Creation Lore
What if humans are a crossbreed between elves and dwarves?

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  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    ...Sees lots of humans jumping out the top floor windows.
    Bye World!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest

    NO! Just NO!

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Ninja Shadow said:
    What if humans are a crossbreed between elves and dwarves?
    ...Lucky Dwarf!!!!? lol I'd love to have a SciFi/Fantasy Origin for humans. A race of advance beings fell from the stars EONS ago and were treated like gods and over centuries genes got mixed cause even deities need to get some (Or so teaches us greek religious history) and humans came to be. But they possess a power (soul) that comes from ancient galaxy travellers! 

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    They call it Nephilim I think. :)
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Those silly Elfling females are not stout or hairy enough to carry a good hearty Dwarf child!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Wolfwall said:
    Those silly Elfling females are not stout or hairy enough to carry a good hearty Dwarf child!

    Maybe the dwarf is the female?
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    No stout, hardy and honourable Dwarf woman would be attracted to such a tall, skinny and weak Elfling!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Wolfwall said:
    No stout, hardy and honourable Dwarf woman would be attracted to such a tall, skinny and weak Elfling!

    So Dwarven society banishes them as does the elven society, thus they have to fend for themselves and eventually develop into their own race...
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    It's a neat idea but how many elves and dwarfs had to get it on before it was considered taboo to create an entire race population. If it was a half dozen humans I could go with it, but when your talking about a race of people I can't buy it. Maybe if there was a reason for the two races to be getting it on, or it was a binding of the two races for a time of peace after a war. 
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Not sure if I am to take this post as a joke or is that a completely serious opinion xD I don't it would work considering the differences between the 3 races, elves are usually depicted as a bit taller than humans or even the same height but dwarves are small, add the pointy ears and then look at humans who have neither pointy ears or a small build, they don't seem to have any features similar to the previous two.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Was only half serious
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    What heresy is this!!!!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    I actually had this happen in Divinity 2 later on in the story where my female Elf main ended up getting freaky with the dwarf Beast in a sexy time interlude.
    But why stick to Dwarves, get some of that Orc action going on.
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  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    No. just no
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    UnknownSystemError said:
    I actually had this happen in Divinity 2 later on in the story where my female Elf main ended up getting freaky with the dwarf Beast in a sexy time interlude.
    But why stick to Dwarves, get some of that Orc action going on.
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    Just the thought of elf and an orc makes me want to burn down villages...
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited February 2018
    Why not orcs and elves?  
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Heresy...Elf blood is too pure and rainbow filled to mix with those filthy Dwarves...
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    It's just evolution.  Dwarves live underground.  The less you have to carve out, the better, and so they evolved to be shorter.  The dandelion eaters, er, Elves chose the open air and so grew tall to enjoy the sun, they so adore. 
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    ruohtas said:
    It's just evolution.  Dwarves live underground.  The less you have to carve out, the better, and so they evolved to be shorter.  The dandelion eaters, er, Elves chose the open air and so grew tall to enjoy the sun, they so adore. 
    and humans are so bland and boring cause they cant do anything well :/
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