I don't want to wear pants

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I want armored shorts like the Tank guy. I know they're pants but they look like shorts. If girls can wear armored bikinis why can't I wear armored shorts? I like to be comfy while I adventure.

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I'm not wearing pants right now as I type this at you. It's all about air flow control over affected areas.

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I never wear clothes at home. =p

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I feel ya man

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Just go naked then, no need for armor if you're good enough

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Kilts my friend... kilts. You've got to have that natural air conditioning.

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I do hope they have kilts in game for both sexes.

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T-Elf said:

I do hope they have kilts in game for both sexes.

And skirts!

Maybe lowcuts too ;D

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sunfrog said:

I want armored shorts like the Tank guy. I know they're pants but they look like shorts. If girls can wear armored bikinis why can't I wear armored shorts? I like to be comfy while I adventure.

I can just see @GMSteven's next big PAX announcement: 'And to complete our 'Ashes of Creation' range of products, we're introducing our special Tank Talc - for those important areas!'

Wouldn't this be Spray2Win though?

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Glosterian said:

'Ashes of Creation' range of products, we're introducing our special Tank Talc - for those important areas!' 

Wouldn't this be Spray2Win though?

I wish I could Like this post twice.

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I appreciate that @sunfrog!

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So much nudism going around here.

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UnknownSystemError said:

I'm not wearing pants right now as I type this at you. It's all about air flow control over affected areas.

And a fan that directs an air flow to neighbors direction to wipe the neighborhood of any human pests.

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If they include subligars you will be all set, they are pretty much armored underwear