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Archetype Motto!

Alright Ashlings, give me your best Archetype mottos!

Tank - "Hit me!"
Fighter - "Me hit!
Cleric - "God damn it!"
Rogue - "You see nothing!"
Ranger - "Pew pew!"
Mage - "Mana break"
Summoner - "Zzzzz"
Bard - "Stop hitting yourself!"

Comments

  • Tank - "I'm board!"

    Fighter - "Chop chop!"

    Cleric - "Time to pray!"

    Rogue - "Stick it!"

    Ranger - "freeze!"

    Mage - "Poke with oak!"

    Summoner - "Get up you lazy git!"

    Bard - "Free tuning for all!"

  • Get the hell out of here wich one is that xD ?
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited October 2017
    Tank - "Owwie!"

    Fighter - "*Slice*"

    Cleric - "Namaste"

    Ranger - "PACHEW!"

    Mage - "Expelliarmus"

    Summoner - "WE. ARE. LEGION."

    Bard - "WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!"
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited October 2017
    Tank - "choke me more daddy!"
    Fighter - "this is Sparta!
    Cleric - "gods damn it."
    Rogue - "I am a ninja!"
    Ranger - " the wild calls me!"
    Mage - "AoE for days."
    Summoner - "one or a thousand I will take you all."
    Bard - "let me sing a song of my people!"
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited October 2017

    Tank:  “Come to me baby!”

    Fighter:  “HEAL ME!”

    Cleric:  “He stays in the red. Let him be dead!”

    Ranger: “Ah a new pin cushion!”

    Rogue:  "Who? What? Where?"

    Mage:   “Wow that fireball burned my robe!”

    Summoner:   “Hey kids that way!”

    Bard:  “Time to dance!”

     

  • nagash said:
    Tank - "chock me more daddy!"
    Fighter - "this is Sparta!
    Cleric - "gods damn it."
    Rogue - "I am a ninja!"
    Ranger - " the wild calls me!"
    Mage - "AoE for days."
    Summoner - "one or a thousand I will take you all."
    Bard - "let me sing a song of my people!"
    Immediately after posting this @nagash I was looking forward to seeing yours. You did not let me down xD
  • Ziltch said:
    nagash said:
    Tank - "chock me more daddy!"
    Fighter - "this is Sparta!
    Cleric - "gods damn it."
    Rogue - "I am a ninja!"
    Ranger - " the wild calls me!"
    Mage - "AoE for days."
    Summoner - "one or a thousand I will take you all."
    Bard - "let me sing a song of my people!"
    Immediately after posting this @nagash I was looking forward to seeing yours. You did not let me down xD
    What can I say ^^
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited October 2017
    Tank - "Spank me harder!"
    Fighter - "Cock comparison time!"
    Cleric - "So you wanna stand in the red circles? Let me grab my popcorn."
    Rogue - "Can't touch this!"
    Ranger - "Pissing everyone off since 1984."
    Mage - "Feeling like a god is nice."
    Summoner - "I have crippling depression"
    Bard - "My music sucks, I know, but you like the buffs right?"
  • Tank- "is that all you've got"
    Fighter-"are you not entertained" 
    Cleric-"come my children"
    Rogue-"there can be only one"
    Ranger-"then I took an arrow to the knee"
    Mage-"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
    Summoner-"say hello to my stinky little friends"
    Bard-"climbing a stairway to heaven"
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited October 2017
    Tank - "This shield is so heavy. Whoever designed this to be so huge should suffer!!"

    Fighter - "Look at that tank noob with that shield, lol! Let me agro few mobs from other side too xD"

    Cleric - "Omfg, I'm gonna kill that fighter troll! Hes gonna wipe us again! *throws staff towards a fighter but misses and hits mob in the eye, gets agro* Crap!! *turns around and starts moving away,but gets stuck in his dress, falls and hits his head in the shield that tank left on the floor because it was too heavy.* *dies from bleeding out*"

    Rogue - "Another wipe incoming, Oh well I'll just hide here (again) *poof*"

    Ranger - "Seriously guys this is getting old... Alright, I'd better climb this tree to escape then. Love you Steven for making me able to climb! <3"

    Mage - "And I love Steven for... hmm.. wait... I can't close this secret passage behind me?! Aaaaaah! *get eaten by zerg of mobs*"

    Summoner - "Hahahahah, noob mage. That was hilarious. It's good that I smell of undead flesh so mobs don't wish anywhere near me. Ones wife might disagree though. *looks at skeleton* Come pet, come with @nagash lets go meet guys back at res spot."

    Bard - "Crap, I overslept the raid time again. I wonder if they got any good loot?"


  • Gothix said:
    Tank - "This shield is so heavy. Whoever designed this to be so huge should suffer!"

    Fighter - "Look at that tank noob with that shield, lol! Let me agro few mobs from other side too xD"

    Cleric - "Omfg, I'm gonna kill that fighter troll! He's being Leroy again!"

    Rogue - "Wipe incoming, I'll just hide here *poof*"

    Ranger - "Ow crap, I'll just climb this tree to escape then. Love you Steven for making me able to climb! <3"

    Mage - "And I love Steven for... hmm.. wait... I can't close this secret passage behind me?! Aaaaaah! *get eaten by zerg of mobs*"

    Summoner - "Hahahahah, noob mage. That was hilarious. It's good that I smell of undead flesh so mobs don't wish anywhere near me. Ones wife might disagree though. *looks at skeleton* Come pet, come with @nagash lets go meet guys back at res spot."

    Bard - "Crap, I overslept the raid time again. I wonder if they got any good loot?"


    not bad sir
  • nagash said:

    not bad sir

    Oh you've already seen it. I was in process of extending it a bit.
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