We've got maiden and moonshine to fill your needs
Come play a game, maybe two or three
Stay all night and have a glass
We're sure to keep you company, let's have a blast.
(I made that up in 15 seconds, obviously)
Welcome to my Tavern, start a brawl, hit up some elven ladies, do as you please here in my humble abode.
I am your host, pre - Vaelune Queen Zara.