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  • mcstackersonmcstackerson Member, Phoenix Initiative, Royalty, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    ???? I'm pretty sure they weren't being serious.

    Am i the one being played here? You might be too meta for me.
  • neuroguyneuroguy Member, Alpha Two
    edited July 2019
    @unknownsystemerror

    Oh I see, so you have clearly fallen for Steven's propaganda and have yet to see through his cryptic threats to the player-base in PvP. I only have 1 question: WHEN WILL YOU WAKE UP SHEEPLE? When will you see through his tyranny? That trebuchet had done nobody any harm. Steven shot it not once, not twice, not thrice BUT FOUR TIMES! The trebuchet had passed away by the third shot and therefore its body did not respond to the 4th shot... barbaric. Also, you critically missed that the length of the video is 0:39, what do you get when you add those numbers? 0+3+9 = 12 which is the exact number of hours of sleep I have gotten in the past week AND the exact number of tinfoil hats that I own. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! When apoc is back, and you sheeple try to attack Steven in-game thinking you'll be having a fair fight, you'll remember my words as you hear Steven ask "what happened to that trebuchet? Don't you remember? Then why did you not heed my warning?" but then it'll be too late.

    @mcstackerson

    You think I'm not being serious? Do you think this is a joke? I have never, not in my 69 years of life made a single joke. I was already a man fully grown when I heard my first chuckle. I was in college and a girl saw my wee-wee for the first time but I digress. This is no joke but a warning. You'd do well to heed my warning, the tragic story of the trebuchet and a power-mad Steven.
  • ViymirViymir Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    edited July 2019
    It looks like the Siege Warfare Otter Catapult we have all been waiting for...

    Lets face it we all know a guild mate that would use a catapult like this if they could :grin:
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    neomir wrote: »
    It looks like the Siege Warfare Otter Catapult we have all been waiting for...

    Lets face it we all know a guild mate that would use a catapult like this if they could :grin:

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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • AzryilAzryil Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    nagash wrote: »
    neomir wrote: »
    It looks like the Siege Warfare Otter Catapult we have all been waiting for...

    Lets face it we all know a guild mate that would use a catapult like this if they could :grin:

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    orcapults are the best, now we just need tulnarpults.
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  • DamoklesDamokles Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    nagash wrote: »
    neomir wrote: »
    It looks like the Siege Warfare Otter Catapult we have all been waiting for...

    Lets face it we all know a guild mate that would use a catapult like this if they could :grin:

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    No goblin glider, no love.
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    damokles wrote: »
    nagash wrote: »
    neomir wrote: »
    It looks like the Siege Warfare Otter Catapult we have all been waiting for...

    Lets face it we all know a guild mate that would use a catapult like this if they could :grin:

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    No goblin glider, no love.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2mUPDTurxY
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
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