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A quick light hearted AoC rhyme
Stelvios
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I saw the tweet about a Ashes of Creation joke thread and I don't know why but got be thinking about an AoC themed rhyme/poem that could hide all the races somewhere in the text. This took me to some weird places but here it is,
This is my creation. "An likely story...." Please note is this my first crack at something like this since Secondary/high school! Be gentle!
Got to tell you this story you will never believe!
Sucked through a portal to a world you wouldn’t conceive,
Hit the deck with my head! Nearly broke my neck!
Seeing nothing but stars, I tried to focus to see,
a Vague lunatic sat in front of me!
Smacked me with a Pie right in the face! He did,
What a Veker! I said and kicked him in the pecker!
Pulled a knife on me he did! Vek me! He’s a Kaelar!
So, I ran to a village, built close by a river,
What shall I do? I said to myself,
Nik you a boat, an elf voice replied! creepy I know!
Saw one Dun near the shore, and jumped right aboard,
An Empty bean can rattled about in the bottom,
Reminded me of when I Went kayaking, completely random I know!
Started to paddle over the river, but never made it to the side,
Portal sucked me back! Vek my neck can’t abide anymore!
Sounds mad I know, but I swear it the truth!
Fascinating, he said but I hate to conclude,
Its lockdown you know! So, get the Vek out of my bar!
Hope you all enjoyed it! Do comment if you find them all. I have left clues in the text for each one,, some more obvious than others. I would be interested to know if you would have preferred with out without the clues.
This is my creation. "An likely story...." Please note is this my first crack at something like this since Secondary/high school! Be gentle!
Got to tell you this story you will never believe!
Sucked through a portal to a world you wouldn’t conceive,
Hit the deck with my head! Nearly broke my neck!
Seeing nothing but stars, I tried to focus to see,
a Vague lunatic sat in front of me!
Smacked me with a Pie right in the face! He did,
What a Veker! I said and kicked him in the pecker!
Pulled a knife on me he did! Vek me! He’s a Kaelar!
So, I ran to a village, built close by a river,
What shall I do? I said to myself,
Nik you a boat, an elf voice replied! creepy I know!
Saw one Dun near the shore, and jumped right aboard,
An Empty bean can rattled about in the bottom,
Reminded me of when I Went kayaking, completely random I know!
Started to paddle over the river, but never made it to the side,
Portal sucked me back! Vek my neck can’t abide anymore!
Sounds mad I know, but I swear it the truth!
Fascinating, he said but I hate to conclude,
Its lockdown you know! So, get the Vek out of my bar!
Hope you all enjoyed it! Do comment if you find them all. I have left clues in the text for each one,, some more obvious than others. I would be interested to know if you would have preferred with out without the clues.
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