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Hire Skafftaruss

skafftarussskafftaruss Member, Phoenix Initiative, Hero of the People, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
in General Discussion
Greetings. I am available to be part of the Ashes of Creation team. As they say - It's the simple things. Be safe. Skaff. <3

Comments

  • NoaaniNoaani Member, Intrepid Pack, Alpha Two
    I feel this thread needs to be merged in to
    https://forums.ashesofcreation.com/discussion/51293/what-is-the-worst-idea-you-can-think-of-for-ashes
  • unknownsystemerrorunknownsystemerror Member, Phoenix Initiative, Royalty, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Nah, Intrepid could have a stream of consciousness questline. They just hire Gigabear and Skaff to sit in a room and spew as much white power, QAnon, and furry bullshit that comes to mind. The two of them just pouring it all out and then putting it into quest dialogue for npcs in a specific zone where corruption has driven everyone batshit insane. Brilliant. Of course, both of them would have to be unbanned first. But hey, pigs fly in Ashes right.
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  • maouwmaouw Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    inb4 flying pig mount next stream
    I wish I were deep and tragic
  • unknownsystemerrorunknownsystemerror Member, Phoenix Initiative, Royalty, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    maouw wrote: »
    inb4 flying pig mount next stream

    Too late.
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  • maouwmaouw Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    W-
    AHAHAHAHA
    I wish I were deep and tragic
  • KarthosKarthos Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Good ol' Skrantabulous, at it again
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  • CROW3CROW3 Member, Alpha Two
    Noaani wrote: »
    I feel this thread needs to be merged in to
    https://forums.ashesofcreation.com/discussion/51293/what-is-the-worst-idea-you-can-think-of-for-ashes

    Lmao. Best response, @Noaani. 🤣

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  • JahlonJahlon Member, Intrepid Pack, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Custodian of Porcelain Human Bodily Waste Disposal Units & Phalanges Sanitation Stations is probably a position they need to fill.
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    Make sure to check out Ashes 101
    Ashes 101 on YouTube
  • McMackMuckMcMackMuck Member
    https://intrepidstudios.com/careers
    I don't think this forum is a route to a job at Intrepid Studios, but what do I know.
    At least all your fans have chance to give supporting evidence of your suitability.
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  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    McMackMuck wrote: »
    At least all your fans have chance to give supporting evidence of your suitability.

    Yeah, that Custodian role Jahlon mentioned seems right up Skaff's street!
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • AtamaAtama Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    skafftaruss wrote: »
    As they say - It's the simple things.
    I'm not sure calling yourself simple is the best way to market yourself, but at least you're honest.

    And I'll say this is one of the most articulate threads I've ever seen from Skaff. Aside from a cryptic reference to "Khazid" I saw no other WTF moments here. Discounting, of course, the whole "maybe I'll get a job from a random thread I post" thing. Usually Skaff's posts look like something auto-generated by a malfunctioning bot.
     
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  • AtamaAtama Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Enter Sandman rocks, I saw Metallica in concert in the 90s. One of the best shows I've ever seen. That's my second favorite of their songs (after Master of Puppets).
     
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  • KarthosKarthos Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Never change Skittlepus, never ever change
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  • maouwmaouw Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    I'll give ya a like, buddy :)
    I wish I were deep and tragic
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