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Come and say hello to Mayor Tim, Your Mayor!

Mayor_TimMayor_Tim Member
edited August 2022 in Role-Playing Tavern
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Salutations taxpayers!

My name is Mayor Tim, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fun, retired, full-of-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to inferior leaders. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any true leadership experience? I mean, I guess it's fun following weak leaders because of your own indecision, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than thinking for yourself!
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best support! I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football guild, and Mayor on my basketball guild. What organizations do you reside, other than "following anybody else but Tim"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot corn queen (She just kissed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all citizens who should just join [TIM]. Thanks for listening.

Comments

  • Thoghli RamheartThoghli Ramheart Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Hail Tim, how have you been?
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  • AntVictusAntVictus Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Tim we have started having an influx of elves, both standard and half, piling up in the region lately. Can you send out some brigands or something to deal with them?
  • It seems savage elven aggression is reaching new heights already.
  • AszkalonAszkalon Member, Alpha Two
    All hail the great Leader, Mayor Tim !!
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    ✓ Occasional Roleplayer
    ✓ Guild is " Balderag's Garde " for now. (German)
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