Glorious Alpha Two Testers!
Alpha Two Phase II testing is currently taking place 5+ days each week. More information about testing schedule can be found here
If you have Alpha Two, you can download the game launcher here, and we encourage you to join us on our Official Discord Server for the most up to date testing news.
Alpha Two Phase II testing is currently taking place 5+ days each week. More information about testing schedule can be found here
If you have Alpha Two, you can download the game launcher here, and we encourage you to join us on our Official Discord Server for the most up to date testing news.
Come and say hello to Mayor Tim, Your Mayor!
Mayor_Tim
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Salutations taxpayers!
My name is Mayor Tim, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fun, retired, full-of-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to inferior leaders. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any true leadership experience? I mean, I guess it's fun following weak leaders because of your own indecision, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than thinking for yourself!
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best support! I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football guild, and Mayor on my basketball guild. What organizations do you reside, other than "following anybody else but Tim"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot corn queen (She just kissed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all citizens who should just join [TIM]. Thanks for listening.
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✓ Occasional Roleplayer
✓ Maybe i look after a Guild sometime soon