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Come and say hello to Mayor Tim, Your Mayor!

Mayor_TimMayor_Tim Member
edited August 2022 in Role-Playing Tavern
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Salutations taxpayers!

My name is Mayor Tim, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fun, retired, full-of-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to inferior leaders. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any true leadership experience? I mean, I guess it's fun following weak leaders because of your own indecision, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than thinking for yourself!
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best support! I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football guild, and Mayor on my basketball guild. What organizations do you reside, other than "following anybody else but Tim"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot corn queen (She just kissed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all citizens who should just join [TIM]. Thanks for listening.

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