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My Ideal dwarf physique
They should be built like a stubby muscled Santa with a drinking problem who would never dream of skipping leg day. He should look like he spends his time drinking ale by the keg and throwing boulders up a hill. They should also be satisfyingly dirty. Few things in this world are more suspicious than a clean dwarf in a fancy outfit. I want a beard with some grit and grease in it. We're talking months of accumulated beer froth, ham oil and dust. He should look like he has an odor, but any mention of it would be seen as a compliment. A filthy dwarf is a hard working dwarf. His grime is a record of his deeds, and will gladly tell you about every knotch, tear, and scar if you bring him enough to drink.