Glorious Alpha Two Testers!

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Happy Valentine's Day

HydromanceHydromance Member, Alpha Two
Five Valentine themed limericks for five races.

A Generous Tug

There once was a dwarf from Dün’tucket—
Whose beard was so long he could tuck it—
All the lasses gave a pull—
And marveled as it unspooled—
Though he preferred bards not to pluck it!

One Lump or Two?

There once was a Tulnar from down under—
Her humps many a heart did sunder—
Never a camel so fine—
Had a man ever ride—
Though many did suffocate in blunder!

A Horny Predicament

Elven maidens hid lest they be caught—
In the cupboard, line of sight was blocked—
Yet undone by a kiss,
Their parents were pissed,
When found their branchlers were interlocked!

PUG Artists

Little miss elf ear
Sat on her rump rear,
Polishing her knightly plank;
Along came twin orc Veks,
Who showed off their staff specs,
And convinced her to Tank & Spank.

What Measure a Human?

There once was a hume
Lets say a Vaelune,
Who fancied elves foreign;
His favorite pick up line,
Which he thought so divine,
Was ‘Girl let’s make us a Toren’!

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