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Phase I of Alpha Two testing will occur on weekends. Each weekend is scheduled to start on Fridays at 10 AM PT and end on Sundays at 10 PM PT. Find out more here.
Check out Alpha Two Announcements here to see the latest Alpha Two news and update notes.
Our quickest Alpha Two updates are in Discord. Testers with Alpha Two access can chat in Alpha Two channels by connecting your Discord and Intrepid accounts here.
Happy Valentine's Day
Hydromance
Member, Alpha Two
Five Valentine themed limericks for five races.
A Generous Tug
There once was a dwarf from Dün’tucket—
Whose beard was so long he could tuck it—
All the lasses gave a pull—
And marveled as it unspooled—
Though he preferred bards not to pluck it!
One Lump or Two?
There once was a Tulnar from down under—
Her humps many a heart did sunder—
Never a camel so fine—
Had a man ever ride—
Though many did suffocate in blunder!
A Horny Predicament
Elven maidens hid lest they be caught—
In the cupboard, line of sight was blocked—
Yet undone by a kiss,
Their parents were pissed,
When found their branchlers were interlocked!
PUG Artists
Little miss elf ear
Sat on her rump rear,
Polishing her knightly plank;
Along came twin orc Veks,
Who showed off their staff specs,
And convinced her to Tank & Spank.
What Measure a Human?
There once was a hume
Lets say a Vaelune,
Who fancied elves foreign;
His favorite pick up line,
Which he thought so divine,
Was ‘Girl let’s make us a Toren’!
A Generous Tug
There once was a dwarf from Dün’tucket—
Whose beard was so long he could tuck it—
All the lasses gave a pull—
And marveled as it unspooled—
Though he preferred bards not to pluck it!
One Lump or Two?
There once was a Tulnar from down under—
Her humps many a heart did sunder—
Never a camel so fine—
Had a man ever ride—
Though many did suffocate in blunder!
A Horny Predicament
Elven maidens hid lest they be caught—
In the cupboard, line of sight was blocked—
Yet undone by a kiss,
Their parents were pissed,
When found their branchlers were interlocked!
PUG Artists
Little miss elf ear
Sat on her rump rear,
Polishing her knightly plank;
Along came twin orc Veks,
Who showed off their staff specs,
And convinced her to Tank & Spank.
What Measure a Human?
There once was a hume
Lets say a Vaelune,
Who fancied elves foreign;
His favorite pick up line,
Which he thought so divine,
Was ‘Girl let’s make us a Toren’!
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