Glorious Alpha Two Testers!
Alpha Two Realms are now unlocked for Phase II testing!
For our initial launch, testing will begin on Friday, December 20, 2024, at 10 AM Pacific and continue uninterrupted until Monday, January 6, 2025, at 10 AM Pacific. After January 6th, we’ll transition to a schedule of five-day-per-week access for the remainder of Phase II.
You can download the game launcher here and we encourage you to join us on our for the most up to date testing news.
Alpha Two Realms are now unlocked for Phase II testing!
For our initial launch, testing will begin on Friday, December 20, 2024, at 10 AM Pacific and continue uninterrupted until Monday, January 6, 2025, at 10 AM Pacific. After January 6th, we’ll transition to a schedule of five-day-per-week access for the remainder of Phase II.
You can download the game launcher here and we encourage you to join us on our for the most up to date testing news.
Happy Valentine's Day
Hydromance
Member, Alpha Two
Five Valentine themed limericks for five races.
A Generous Tug
There once was a dwarf from Dün’tucket—
Whose beard was so long he could tuck it—
All the lasses gave a pull—
And marveled as it unspooled—
Though he preferred bards not to pluck it!
One Lump or Two?
There once was a Tulnar from down under—
Her humps many a heart did sunder—
Never a camel so fine—
Had a man ever ride—
Though many did suffocate in blunder!
A Horny Predicament
Elven maidens hid lest they be caught—
In the cupboard, line of sight was blocked—
Yet undone by a kiss,
Their parents were pissed,
When found their branchlers were interlocked!
PUG Artists
Little miss elf ear
Sat on her rump rear,
Polishing her knightly plank;
Along came twin orc Veks,
Who showed off their staff specs,
And convinced her to Tank & Spank.
What Measure a Human?
There once was a hume
Lets say a Vaelune,
Who fancied elves foreign;
His favorite pick up line,
Which he thought so divine,
Was ‘Girl let’s make us a Toren’!
A Generous Tug
There once was a dwarf from Dün’tucket—
Whose beard was so long he could tuck it—
All the lasses gave a pull—
And marveled as it unspooled—
Though he preferred bards not to pluck it!
One Lump or Two?
There once was a Tulnar from down under—
Her humps many a heart did sunder—
Never a camel so fine—
Had a man ever ride—
Though many did suffocate in blunder!
A Horny Predicament
Elven maidens hid lest they be caught—
In the cupboard, line of sight was blocked—
Yet undone by a kiss,
Their parents were pissed,
When found their branchlers were interlocked!
PUG Artists
Little miss elf ear
Sat on her rump rear,
Polishing her knightly plank;
Along came twin orc Veks,
Who showed off their staff specs,
And convinced her to Tank & Spank.
What Measure a Human?
There once was a hume
Lets say a Vaelune,
Who fancied elves foreign;
His favorite pick up line,
Which he thought so divine,
Was ‘Girl let’s make us a Toren’!
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