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Alpha Two Phase II testing is currently taking place 5+ days each week. More information about testing schedule can be found here
If you have Alpha Two, you can download the game launcher here, and we encourage you to join us on our Official Discord Server for the most up to date testing news.
What is GPH and why should you care about it?
fauci
Member, Alpha Two
We have been working hard at the AOC Tank labs and have come up with the formulas required to measure GPH and identify peak sigma male candidates.
What is GPH?
Grit
Per
Hour
GPH is the measurement of not only your tanks testosterone levels, but also their wrist life expectancy.
"The candle that burns twice as bright only burns half as long" ~ Sun Zhu or some shit.
The formula is complex don't feel bad if you cannot understand this complex form of math.
Hour/ Times you use Grit = GPH
3600s = 1 hour
Peak sigma male tanks cast Grit every 9.9 seconds
That gives us 363.6363 Grit per hour.
If your tank is not pulling numbers like these dump them right away they are a beta male soy jack tank, a disgrace to all tanks.
Many Alpha male tanks want Grit's duration reduced even further so we can set the men from the boys. Sign our petition to reduce Grit's duration to 1.5 seconds so we can really measure peak sigma tanks.
What is GPH?
Grit
Per
Hour
GPH is the measurement of not only your tanks testosterone levels, but also their wrist life expectancy.
"The candle that burns twice as bright only burns half as long" ~ Sun Zhu or some shit.
The formula is complex don't feel bad if you cannot understand this complex form of math.
Hour/ Times you use Grit = GPH
3600s = 1 hour
Peak sigma male tanks cast Grit every 9.9 seconds
That gives us 363.6363 Grit per hour.
If your tank is not pulling numbers like these dump them right away they are a beta male soy jack tank, a disgrace to all tanks.
Many Alpha male tanks want Grit's duration reduced even further so we can set the men from the boys. Sign our petition to reduce Grit's duration to 1.5 seconds so we can really measure peak sigma tanks.
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Comments
Don't listen to Dr. Fauci, certified beta male and peddler of tanking conspiracies! 1.5 seconds is a joke, we all know that true Chads like myself want grit to be a held ability, so that we must actively clench our asses during every single second of every single play session. Everyone should sign MY petition to require tanks to hold down an active skill that if we stop using it for longer than one second we simply die. If you want anything less you should admit you would rather re roll as a Ranger.
We could settle for a held ability, but we would require some type guitar hero/dance dance revolution mechanic to go with it.
Thanks for the guide. I shall be working on my GPH while leveling to 25.
Tank main. Working on my GPH