Hire Skafftaruss

Greetings. I am available to be part of the Ashes of Creation team. As they say - It's the simple things. Be safe. Skaff.

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Noaani

I feel this thread needs to be merged in to
https://forums.ashesofcreation.com/discussion/51293/what-is-the-worst-idea-you-can-think-of-for-ashes

unknownsystemerror

Nah, Intrepid could have a stream of consciousness questline. They just hire Gigabear and Skaff to sit in a room and spew as much white power, QAnon, and furry bullshit that comes to mind. The two of them just pouring it all out and then putting it into quest dialogue for npcs in a specific zone where corruption has driven everyone batshit insane. Brilliant. Of course, both of them would have to be unbanned first. But hey, pigs fly in Ashes right.

maouw

inb4 flying pig mount next stream

unknownsystemerror

maouw wrote: »

inb4 flying pig mount next stream

Too late.

maouw

W-
AHAHAHAHA

Karthos

Good ol' Skrantabulous, at it again

CROW3

Noaani wrote: »

I feel this thread needs to be merged in to
https://forums.ashesofcreation.com/discussion/51293/what-is-the-worst-idea-you-can-think-of-for-ashes

Lmao. Best response, @Noaani. 🤣

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Jahlon

Custodian of Porcelain Human Bodily Waste Disposal Units & Phalanges Sanitation Stations is probably a position they need to fill.

McMackMuck

https://intrepidstudios.com/careers
I don't think this forum is a route to a job at Intrepid Studios, but what do I know.
At least all your fans have chance to give supporting evidence of your suitability.

daveywavey

McMackMuck wrote: »

At least all your fans have chance to give supporting evidence of your suitability.

Yeah, that Custodian role Jahlon mentioned seems right up Skaff's street!

Atama

skafftaruss wrote: »

As they say - It's the simple things.

I'm not sure calling yourself simple is the best way to market yourself, but at least you're honest.

And I'll say this is one of the most articulate threads I've ever seen from Skaff. Aside from a cryptic reference to "Khazid" I saw no other WTF moments here. Discounting, of course, the whole "maybe I'll get a job from a random thread I post" thing. Usually Skaff's posts look like something auto-generated by a malfunctioning bot.

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Atama

Enter Sandman rocks, I saw Metallica in concert in the 90s. One of the best shows I've ever seen. That's my second favorite of their songs (after Master of Puppets).

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Karthos

Never change Skittlepus, never ever change

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maouw

I'll give ya a like, buddy

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