Glorious Alpha Two Testers!
Alpha Two Phase III testing has begun! During this phase, our realms will be open every day, and we'll only have downtime for updates and maintenance. We'll keep everyone up-to-date about downtimes in Discord.
If you have Alpha Two, you can download the game launcher here, and we encourage you to join us on our Official Discord Server for the most up to date testing news.
Alpha Two Phase III testing has begun! During this phase, our realms will be open every day, and we'll only have downtime for updates and maintenance. We'll keep everyone up-to-date about downtimes in Discord.
If you have Alpha Two, you can download the game launcher here, and we encourage you to join us on our Official Discord Server for the most up to date testing news.
Come and say hello to Mayor Tim, Your Mayor!
Mayor_Tim
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Salutations taxpayers!
My name is Mayor Tim, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fun, retired, full-of-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to inferior leaders. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any true leadership experience? I mean, I guess it's fun following weak leaders because of your own indecision, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than thinking for yourself!
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best support! I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football guild, and Mayor on my basketball guild. What organizations do you reside, other than "following anybody else but Tim"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot corn queen (She just kissed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all citizens who should just join [TIM]. Thanks for listening.
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✓ Occasional Roleplayer
I am in the guildless Guild so to say, lol. But i won't give up. I will find my fitting Guild "one Day".