Since Marriages are possible in-game. Anyone interested in a wife swap?

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Asking for a friend.

  

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Why swap?
The more the marry her.

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I friend of mine told me there are a bunch of swingers on the Inn closer to the portal, just saying.

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Well, you know the old saying, "Better the wife you know than the one you don't know...." 

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Arkanth said:

I friend of mine told me there are a bunch of swingers on the Inn closer to the portal, just saying.

Got an address? Asking for a friend.

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Who said you could only marry 1 person i mean its a fantasy setting Kings/queens of old had more then 1 mistress

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Welphgryn said:

Arkanth said:

I friend of mine told me there are a bunch of swingers on the Inn closer to the portal, just saying.

Got an address? Asking for a friend.

Not yet unfortunately  Not like I would want it, I'm completely indifferent to it. 

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This sounds like some illegal underground "wife" trade...

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Valkeries said:

Who said you could only marry 1 person i mean its a fantasy setting Kings/queens of old had more then 1 mistress

One more prize for the Mayor of the Metropolis.

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I wonder if I can start a mail-order bride service in Ashes... pay me an exorbitant amount of gold and I will smuggle wives in from other servers for you.

You're welcome in advance.

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Haven't read anything about those caravans.

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I'm instituting the rule of Prima Noctra in my Node. Everyone who logs in and lives in my Node has to spend their first night with me. In my Tickle Room... 

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My wife would kill me then you just for asking that question 

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nagash said:

My wife would kill me then you just for asking that question 

..........but you're  already dead?

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Diura said:

nagash said:

My wife would kill me then you just for asking that question 

..........but you're  already dead?

I was not talking about in game 

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Diura said:

nagash said:

My wife would kill me then you just for asking that question 

..........but you're  already dead?

He means outside now too, not just inside.

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I know - it was meant to be a joke xD nvm then aha

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Diura said:

I know - it was meant to be a joke xD nvm then aha

I got it...must be a Dwarf thing

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Diura said:

I know - it was meant to be a joke xD nvm then aha

The funny thing is im not even joking 

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nagash said:

Diura said:

I know - it was meant to be a joke xD nvm then aha

The funny thing is im not even joking 

I didn't think you were xD my partner would do the same ^^ Maybe I'll be joining your undead army sooner than you think~

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Diura said:

nagash said:

Diura said:

I know - it was meant to be a joke xD nvm then aha

The funny thing is im not even joking 

I didn't think you were xD my partner would do the same ^^ Maybe I'll be joining your undead army sooner than you think~

Looks like it's the Underrealm for us. 

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Diura said:

nagash said:

Diura said:

I know - it was meant to be a joke xD nvm then aha

The funny thing is im not even joking 

I didn't think you were xD my partner would do the same ^^ Maybe I'll be joining your undead army sooner than you think~

You know when they say death do you part well it turns out that includes undeath 

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This thread is testament to the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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Kratz said:

This thread is testament to the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Why can I only give that one like 

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nagash said:

Kratz said:

This thread is testament to the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Why can I only give that one like 

I got you covered.