[Forum Game] 3 Word Story

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beer while he

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chats with @UnknownSystemError

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professing undying love

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of his member'ship

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in the club

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of couch vendors

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whose motto is

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"Comfort for Asses"

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The club mascot

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he lay down 

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and rolled around

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upon the ground

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wearing a crown

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Without a frown 

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playing the clown

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throughout the town

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in a nightgown

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made of down

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and pretty frills

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Kratz said:

and pretty frills

He had skills

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and got kills

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Over the bills

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that were for

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monthly subscription fees

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Because they didn't 

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pay to win

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parlor games like

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Beer pong and

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flagon rummy in

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in the tavern