[Forum Game] 3 Word Story

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  • exploded into thousands 
  • of tiny fragments. 
  • little bitty pieces
  • that were razor
  • pg 80 to current

    We call home   Said the small 
     
     No sense made   Made sense no
     
     said the frilly   Maid of conflicts 
     
     deep inside the   Mausoleum of @nagash 
     
     located in the    foothills of Mount 
     
     Sugar and Spice   and everything nice   With pines of
     
     Warmth and comfort   made of sandalwood   and maple planks   full of spikes   And termites too   of bubble wrap   they only eat   bits and pieces    of wooden clogs   and scruffy dogs   with a side   of BBQ orcs   and spicy trolls   on grassy knolls   Whose bell tolls   just for lols   and belly rolls  

    Covered with moles   around football goals   dipped in chocloate   Jolly man jingles   all full of   hype for PAX  D   sky's the limit   Said the woman   with pretty eyes   and a mohawk   of different colors    and varying lengths   Hermione was furious   when she witnessed   how ballsy he   who shall not    be called names   had been acting   like a fool   prancing about the   field of stinky   Mushroom stains on
     
     all who entered    Through the window    or the door   and the chimney    like santa claws   Even the drain   was stopped up   by a blockage  

    of purple goo   from @Diura's bagpipes
     
     that she had   made from rare    purple toad warts   and lily pads   The sound attracted   a crowd of   rampant wriggling magots    wearing party hats   and clown shoes   With pointy toes
     
     with a red   Clown nose too   The clown maggots   were part of   a maniacal plan   to siege @Belewyn's   Ultimate moderator power   and banish all,   from the cruel   and merciless Discord   where weebs went   to cry about   the lack of    bikinis and tentacles   and tree domes   within the community   The "power" was   on the wane  

    as evidenced by   the muck encrusted   barnacle attached to    the boat paddle   with wooden spikes  protruding outward, bleeding  raspberry jelly. Only   she never knew   what she said   was so outrageous    or utterly shameless   so she began   To unhinge her   big baseball bat   from her jaw   and prepare her   the ultimate challenge   the intercontinental championship   of ping pong.   All who challenged    king kong had   and the russian   hooker named Svetlana   The first match   was a bloodbath   after just the   first punch thrown   after the serve  broke the paddle   and the ball

    exploded into thousands    of tiny fragments.    little bitty pieces   that were razor  



    (made possible by pressing Ctrl + B with my forum extension)
  • slicing like a
  • Shrapnel from a 
  • exploding pineapple. @Diura
  • Pineapple Frog began
  • to hop around
  • in search of
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited August 2017
    her lost Balls
  • of Steel tapes
  • she played on
  • Ventrilo, to harass
  • the angry @Belewyn
  • and force her
  • her tiny violin 
  • to savagely rage
  • and banish @Diura
  • but @Diura kept
  • hopping out of
  • the way of
  • @Belewyn's ban hammer
  • But i digress
  • For @lexmax might
  • speak reason in
  • this fine thread
  • Let's continue the
  • This nonsensical story
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