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Have You Been Praying To Pie God???

Welcome mortal you are in the crippling divine force of PIEGOD

Before we continue lets take a life time to enjoy my presence................

Ahhhhhh now wasn't that DIVINE!!!!!!

Let's continue...I shall be feared!!!!

Worship isn't needed, since I have risen from my eternal slumber
slowly I've been devouring the energy of all things divine and mortal

No need to try and stop me you cannot just enjoy your borrowed time

I shall spare few and only the chosen of great strength

I will leave you with this
"On The 3rd Day Thou Said Let The Crust Be Crispy"
PIEGOD


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Comments

  • @DeathsProxy

    Death, I bet this guy is on the same drugs you were on when making your latest video. 

     :) 
  • Sintu said:
    @DeathsProxy

    Death, I bet this guy is on the same drugs you were on when making your latest video. 

     :) 
    I see my divine status has shook your feeble mortal shell
  • PIEGOD said:
    Sintu said:
    @DeathsProxy

    Death, I bet this guy is on the same drugs you were on when making your latest video. 

     :) 
    I see my divine status has shook your feeble mortal shell
    Indeed!!!
  • The cake is a lie - there is only pie.
    Through pie, I gain calories.
    Through calories , I gain fat.
    Through fat, I gain weight;
    Through weight , my belt is broken!
    The heart attack shall set me free!
  • I will face my pie.
    I will permit my pie to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner pie to see its path.
    Where the pie has gone there will be nothing.
    Only pie will remain.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
         Our Pastry who art in the oven, Piegod be thy name, thy crust shall crisp, thy filling shall drip, on the floor as it did in the oven, give us this slice, our daily treat, and give us extra portions, as we spread the word to others, and lead us not to unclogged arteries, for thine is the meal, dessert, and treat for ever. -Beep 2017
  • Only praying to @nagash.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
    Do pies have gods?
    Are pies then sentient?
    Is eating pies murder?
    *rushes off to form pieatarian community and protest the eating of pies in all forms*

    Free all factory farmed pies from their enslavement by wicked humans!
    Let them wander free-range as nature intended....

    Nah, this is drivel. Sorry @PIEGOD , but I think I might be going to pie-hell, I just don't believe in you. :wink:
  • @Megs PETA (Pie,Eating, is Totally, Abuse)
  • Dygz said:
    Only praying to @nagash.
    No no no, that's NOT a good idea. @Nagash is powerful enough as he is, we don't need to raise him to demi-god hood.

    I also wouldn't recommend the Pie God either (see Lenmax's post above for reference as to why)
  • If I eat the pie god, and you are what you eat, do i become the pie god? Time to eat the pie god.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
    @nagash is our god.
  • Dygz said:
    Only praying to @nagash.
    No no no, that's NOT a good idea. @Nagash is powerful enough as he is, we don't need to raise him to demi-god hood.

    I also wouldn't recommend the Pie God either (see Lenmax's post above for reference as to why)
    @Nagash  his lord has already risen!  Can't ya hear those ol' bones a cracklin'?
  • So... like... what kind of pie? (asking the real questions)
  • I do not subscribe to any god, only to the concept of money. 

    Money can buy me a pie, but a pie will not get me money. Okay, it can, but there are more profitable goods to retail. 

    In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.

    In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.

    In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can buy two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.'

    Those my friends are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

  • He is either Apple Cinnamon Pie with crumbles of Hazelnut and Walnut or I'm out.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
    Dygz said:
    Only praying to @nagash.
    No no no, that's NOT a good idea. @Nagash is powerful enough as he is, we don't need to raise him to demi-god hood.

    I also wouldn't recommend the Pie God either (see Lenmax's post above for reference as to why)
    @Nagash  his lord has already risen!  Can't ya hear those ol' bones a cracklin'?
    ACK! Another Thrall?! What mind control power do you have over these weak weak humans?! Queek! Someone may have to use a fellblade to dispatch you again before it's too late! (Not that I know anything about that and not I of course, just sayin' :* )
  • Why are you purple?
  • I just pray that a good gooey berry pie comes out of my oven while I devour this  PIZZA PIE!
  • Let The Crust Be Crispy my lord!
  • The cake is a lie - there is only pie.
    Through pie, I gain calories.
    Through calories , I gain fat.
    Through fat, I gain weight;
    Through weight , my belt is broken!
    The heart attack shall set me free!
    Yes you please me with your praise
    Sintu said:
    @DeathsProxy

    Death, I bet this guy is on the same drugs you were on when making your latest video. 

     :) 
    I see my divine status has shook your feeble mortal shell
  • Pie is the way follow the path

    lexmax said:
    I will face my pie.
    I will permit my pie to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner pie to see its path.
    Where the pie has gone there will be nothing.
    Only pie will remain.

  • Beep said:
         Our Pastry who art in the oven, Piegod be thy name, thy crust shall crisp, thy filling shall drip, on the floor as it did in the oven, give us this slice, our daily treat, and give us extra portions, as we spread the word to others, and lead us not to unclogged arteries, for thine is the meal, dessert, and treat for ever. -Beep 2017
    I hear your prays 
  • If I eat the pie god, and you are what you eat, do i become the pie god? Time to eat the pie god.

    Hey! I wanted to say that!.
    oh well, guess I'll eat you after you eat the pie god.
  • @PIEGOD you sound like my kind of guy! You bring the steak and I'll bring the ale!
  • Lol. Every time I see topic and posts like this ...
    I learn new reasons why I LOVE this community. 

    My like/lol button will be banned xD.
  • Leipuri said:
    Let The Crust Be Crispy my lord!
    Yes words from a wise follower
  • If I eat the pie god, and you are what you eat, do i become the pie god? Time to eat the pie god.
    I am immortael with one swing of my mighty toe you will revert to overwhelming fear 
  • lexmax said:
    LIFESTYLE
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