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Have You Been Praying To Pie God???

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  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Dolphin said:
    He is either Apple Cinnamon Pie with crumbles of Hazelnut and Walnut or I'm out.
    I am all pies and no pies
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Dygz said:
    Only praying to @nagash.
    Many mistakes I have seen mortals make....One you should soon regret
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    PIEGOD said:
    Dolphin said:
    He is either Apple Cinnamon Pie with crumbles of Hazelnut and Walnut or I'm out.
    I am all pies and no pies
    That's how I feel when I wake up every morning.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Angelcry said:
    So... like... what kind of pie? (asking the real questions)
    Your mortal brain would melt from the magnitude of how many pies I am...But just know I am all pies and no pies
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Cyreph said:
    I do not subscribe to any god, only to the concept of money. 

    Money can buy me a pie, but a pie will not get me money. Okay, it can, but there are more profitable goods to retail. 

    In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.

    In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.

    In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can buy two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.'

    Those my friends are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

    I know of all pies across all dimensions and times 
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    CylverRayne said:
    I just pray that a good gooey berry pie comes out of my oven while I devour this  PIZZA PIE!
    I shall make it happen I am an generous GOD
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Karthos said:
    Why are you purple?
    You question me mortal???
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    PIEGOD said:
    Dygz said:
    Only praying to @nagash.
    Many mistakes I have seen mortals make....One you should soon regret
    Bring it!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    And if this is what we're like together now...months before game start...then I think we're all gonna need sectioning fairly quickly!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    There is only one pie I worship, and her name is Chocolate Cream Pie:

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    PIEGOD said:
    DeathsProxy said:
    If I eat the pie god, and you are what you eat, do i become the pie god? Time to eat the pie god.
    I am immortael with one swing of my mighty toe you will revert to overwhelming fear 
    Pies dont have toe's Fortunately.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Only in the Riverlands of Westeros.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest

    this is the only thing you should Pray to the glory to the balls and ramen
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    PIEGOD said:
    lexmax said:
    LIFESTYLE

    Doesn't s.s. stand for submerged ship? I really don't like the idea of a lifestyle of sinking ships, I really try to stay away from them actually. I guess I'll have to pass on pie, and go for the cake
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of rhubarb pie.

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Scuttered said:
    A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of rhubarb pie.

    I could do with some strawberry-rhubarb pie right now. I could even do with some pumkin pie.
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Dygz said:
    PIEGOD said:
    Dygz said:
    Only praying to @nagash.
    Many mistakes I have seen mortals make....One you should soon regret
    Bring it!
    Your efforts are futile
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Glosterian said:
    And if this is what we're like together now...months before game start...then I think we're all gonna need sectioning fairly quickly!
    I shall section the futile mortals who challenge me to the deaths
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    DeathsProxy said:
    PIEGOD said:
    DeathsProxy said:
    If I eat the pie god, and you are what you eat, do i become the pie god? Time to eat the pie god.
    I am immortael with one swing of my mighty toe you will revert to overwhelming fear 
    Pies dont have toe's Fortunately.
    I am all and nothing 
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Kratz said:
    Only in the Riverlands of Westeros.
    Ahhhhh I see
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Scuttered said:
    A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of rhubarb pie.

    Yes brother sing praises
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    You flatter me @PIEGOD , twas but a slightly modified quote that I used. But seeing as it seems to have gained your approval, I will try with a second, modified quote. This will be concerning the sacrilege of stepping upon a pie.

    "If we do happen to step on a pie, Sir, what do we do ?” “Normal procedure, adventurer, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
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  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Karthos said:
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    The pie, the whole pie, and nothing but the pie?
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    This post is just making me hungry at this point...
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Ninja Shadow said:
    PIEGOD said:
    lexmax said:
    LIFESTYLE

    Doesn't s.s. stand for submerged ship? I really don't like the idea of a lifestyle of sinking ships, I really try to stay away from them actually. I guess I'll have to pass on pie, and go for the cake
    I shall come for you
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Ninja Shadow said:
    PIEGOD said:
    lexmax said:
    LIFESTYLE

    Doesn't s.s. stand for submerged ship? I really don't like the idea of a lifestyle of sinking ships, I really try to stay away from them actually. I guess I'll have to pass on pie, and go for the cake
    I shall come for you
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Ice cream god as of late...I'll get back to the pie god later when the pumpkin pie god comes back for a visit this fall :) 
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    PIEGOD said:
    Ninja Shadow said:
    PIEGOD said:
    lexmax said:
    LIFESTYLE

    Doesn't s.s. stand for submerged ship? I really don't like the idea of a lifestyle of sinking ships, I really try to stay away from them actually. I guess I'll have to pass on pie, and go for the cake
    I shall come for you

    Hope you don't mind chasing shadows
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
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