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Powerful Tulnar - A Screenplay by Tey

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edited October 2017 in Fan Stories
Ahoj, a few days ago we had some talk about an Ashes of Creation Movie.. so i went of the rails and full mental and created a Screenplay.. i dont know whats wrong with me, but i love it. Maybe we can turn this into a short movie with ingame graphics at some point. (when all the NDA stuff is gone)
So, have fun..
*sorry if went too far

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Powerful Tulnar

A Screenplay by Tey

INT. CASTLE - AFTERNOON

Energetic Summoner MESSIAH TEY DRAGONVALLEY is arguing with special Artist QUEEN ALLURING VAN KNEECAP. TEY tries to hug ALLURING but she shakes him off.

TEY
Please Alluring, don't leave me.
ALLURING
I'm sorry Tey, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
TEY
I am such a person!

ALLURING frowns.

ALLURING
I'm sorry, Tey. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

ALLURING leaves.

TEY sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, virtuous Swordsman FOOSHYY MCFOX barges in looking flustered.

TEY
Goodness, Fooshyy! Is everything okay?
FOOSHYY
I'm afraid not.
TEY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
FOOSHYY
It's ... a Tulnar ... I saw an evil Tulnar eat a bunch of Iolis!
TEY
Defenseless Iolis?
FOOSHYY
Yes, defenseless Iolis!
TEY
Bloomin' heck, Fooshyy! We've got to do something.
FOOSHYY
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
TEY
You can start by telling me where this happened.
FOOSHYY
I was...

FOOSHYY fans himself and begins to wheeze.

TEY
Focus Fooshyy, focus! Where did it happen?
FOOSHYY
A Sweet Shop! That's right - A Sweet Shop!

TEY springs up and begins to run.


EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

TEY rushes along the street, followed by FOOSHYY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.


INT. A SWEET SHOP - SHORTLY AFTER

NEEDLETAIL LIGHTNINGBOLT a powerful Tulnar terrorises two Iolis.

TEY, closely followed by FOOSHYY, rushes towards NEEDLETAIL, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

FOOSHYY
What is is? What's the matter?
TEY
That's not just any old Tulnar, that's Needletail Lightningbolt!
FOOSHYY
Who's Needletail Lightningbolt?
TEY
Who's Needletail Lightningbolt? Who's Needletail Lightningbolt? Only the most powerful Tulnar in the universe!
FOOSHYY
Blinkin' knickers, Tey! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most powerful Tulnar in the universe!
TEY
You can say that again.
FOOSHYY
Blinkin' knickers, Tey! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most powerful Tulnar in the universe!
TEY
I'm going to need Daggers, lots of Daggers.

Needletail turns and sees Tey and Fooshyy. He grins an evil grin.

NEEDLETAIL
Tey Dragonvalley, we meet again.
FOOSHYY
You've met?
TEY
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young TEY is sitting in a park listening to some flute music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees NEEDLETAIL. He takes off his headphones.

NEEDLETAIL
Would you like some wine gums?

TEY's eyes light up, but then he studies NEEDLETAIL more closely, and looks uneasy.

TEY
I don't know, you look kind of powerful.
NEEDLETAIL
Me? No. I'm not powerful. I'm the least powerful Tulnar in the world.
TEY
Wait, you're a Tulnar?

TEY runs away, screaming.


INT. A SWEET SHOP - PRESENT DAY

NEEDLETAIL
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
FOOSHYY
(To TEY) You ran away?
TEY
(To FOOSHYY) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

TEY turns to NEEDLETAIL.

TEY
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

TEY runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

TEY
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Daggers.
NEEDLETAIL
I'm not scared of you.
TEY
You should be.

EXT. FOREST - LATER THAT DAY

TEY and FOOSHYY walk around searching for something.

TEY
I feel sure I left my Daggers somewhere around here.
FOOSHYY
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Daggers.
TEY
You know nothing Fooshyy McFox.
FOOSHYY
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, NEEDLETAIL appears, holding a pair of Daggers.

NEEDLETAIL
Looking for something?
FOOSHYY
Crikey, Tey, he's got your Daggers.
TEY
Tell me something I don't already know!
FOOSHYY
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
TEY
I know that already!
FOOSHYY
I'm afraid of pay 2 win.
NEEDLETAIL
(appalled) Dude!

While NEEDLETAIL is looking at FOOSHYY with disgust, TEY lunges forward and grabs his deadly Daggers. He wields them, triumphantly.

TEY
Prepare to die, you powerful cabbage!
NEEDLETAIL
No please! All I did was eat a bunch of Iolis!

ALLURING enters, unseen by any of the others.

TEY
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Iolis were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Tey Dragonvalley defender of innocent Iolis.
NEEDLETAIL
Don't hurt me! Please!
TEY
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Daggers on you right away!
NEEDLETAIL
Because Tey, I am your father.

TEY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

TEY
No you're not!
NEEDLETAIL
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

NEEDLETAIL tries to grab the Daggers but TEY dodges out of the way.

TEY
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, NEEDLETAIL slumps to the ground.

FOOSHYY
Did he just faint?
TEY
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Daggers.

TEY crouches over NEEDLETAIL's body.

FOOSHYY
Be careful, Tey. It could be a trick.
TEY
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Needletail Lightningbolt is dead!
TEY
What?
TEY
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

FOOSHYY claps his hands.

FOOSHYY
So your Daggers did save the day, after all.

ALLURING steps forward.

ALLURING
Is it true? Did you kill the powerful Tulnar?
TEY
Alluring how long have you been...?

ALLURING puts her arm around TEY.

ALLURING
Long enough.
TEY
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Needletail Lightningbolt.
ALLURING
Then the Iolis are safe?
TEY
It does seem that way!

A crowd of vulnerable Iolis enter, looking relived.

ALLURING
You are their hero.

The Iolis bow to TEY.

TEY
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Needletail Lightningbolt will never eat Iolis ever again, is enough for me.
ALLURING
You are humble as well as brave!

One of the Iolis passes TEY a holy Sandal

ALLURING
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
TEY
I couldn't possibly.

Pause.

TEY
Well, if you insist.

TEY takes the Sandal.

TEY
Thank you.

The Iolis bow their heads once more, and leave.

TEY turns to ALLURING.

TEY
Does this mean you want me back?
ALLURING
Oh, Tey, of course I want you back!

TEY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

TEY
Well you can't have me.
ALLURING
WHAT?
TEY
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Tulnar to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
ALLURING
But...
TEY
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Fooshyy.

FOOSHYY grins.

ALLURING
But...
FOOSHYY
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
ALLURING
Tey?
TEY
I'm sorry Alluring, but I think you should skidaddle.

ALLURING leaves.

FOOSHYY turns to TEY.

FOOSHYY
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
TEY
Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly FOOSHYY stops.

FOOSHYY
When I said I'm afraid of pay 2 win, you know I was just trying to distract the Tulnar don't you?
THE END



Comments

  • Thank for sharing @Teyloune! Screenplay for me doesn't go beyond changing channels on my TV, but some people are mighty creative. :) I look forward to seeing it develop and I like @Alluring's full name. A certain infamous gaming quote comes to mind. :D
  • AMAZING!!!!!
    Plez change end - gallops miraculously together through the forest. leaves it open
  • Glorious Tey glorious!
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