Powerful Tulnar - A Screenplay by Tey
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Powerful Tulnar
A Screenplay by TeyINT. CASTLE - AFTERNOON
Energetic Summoner MESSIAH TEY DRAGONVALLEY is arguing with special Artist QUEEN ALLURING VAN KNEECAP. TEY tries to hug ALLURING but she shakes him off.
Please Alluring, don't leave me.
I'm sorry Tey, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
I am such a person!
ALLURING frowns.
I'm sorry, Tey. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
ALLURING leaves.
TEY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, virtuous Swordsman FOOSHYY MCFOX barges in looking flustered.
Goodness, Fooshyy! Is everything okay?
I'm afraid not.
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
It's ... a Tulnar ... I saw an evil Tulnar eat a bunch of Iolis!
Defenseless Iolis?
Yes, defenseless Iolis!
Bloomin' heck, Fooshyy! We've got to do something.
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
You can start by telling me where this happened.
I was...
FOOSHYY fans himself and begins to wheeze.
Focus Fooshyy, focus! Where did it happen?
A Sweet Shop! That's right - A Sweet Shop!
TEY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
TEY rushes along the street, followed by FOOSHYY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. A SWEET SHOP - SHORTLY AFTER
NEEDLETAIL LIGHTNINGBOLT a powerful Tulnar terrorises two Iolis.
TEY, closely followed by FOOSHYY, rushes towards NEEDLETAIL, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
What is is? What's the matter?
That's not just any old Tulnar, that's Needletail Lightningbolt!
Who's Needletail Lightningbolt?
Who's Needletail Lightningbolt? Who's Needletail Lightningbolt? Only the most powerful Tulnar in the universe!
Blinkin' knickers, Tey! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most powerful Tulnar in the universe!
You can say that again.
Blinkin' knickers, Tey! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most powerful Tulnar in the universe!
I'm going to need Daggers, lots of Daggers.
Needletail turns and sees Tey and Fooshyy. He grins an evil grin.
Tey Dragonvalley, we meet again.
You've met?
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young TEY is sitting in a park listening to some flute music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees NEEDLETAIL. He takes off his headphones.
Would you like some wine gums?
TEY's eyes light up, but then he studies NEEDLETAIL more closely, and looks uneasy.
I don't know, you look kind of powerful.
Me? No. I'm not powerful. I'm the least powerful Tulnar in the world.
Wait, you're a Tulnar?
TEY runs away, screaming.
INT. A SWEET SHOP - PRESENT DAY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
(To TEY) You ran away?
(To FOOSHYY) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
TEY turns to NEEDLETAIL.
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
TEY runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Daggers.
I'm not scared of you.
You should be.
EXT. FOREST - LATER THAT DAY
TEY and FOOSHYY walk around searching for something.
I feel sure I left my Daggers somewhere around here.
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Daggers.
You know nothing Fooshyy McFox.
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, NEEDLETAIL appears, holding a pair of Daggers.
Looking for something?
Crikey, Tey, he's got your Daggers.
Tell me something I don't already know!
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
I know that already!
I'm afraid of pay 2 win.
(appalled) Dude!
While NEEDLETAIL is looking at FOOSHYY with disgust, TEY lunges forward and grabs his deadly Daggers. He wields them, triumphantly.
Prepare to die, you powerful cabbage!
No please! All I did was eat a bunch of Iolis!
ALLURING enters, unseen by any of the others.
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Iolis were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Tey Dragonvalley defender of innocent Iolis.
Don't hurt me! Please!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Daggers on you right away!
Because Tey, I am your father.
TEY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
No you're not!
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
NEEDLETAIL tries to grab the Daggers but TEY dodges out of the way.
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, NEEDLETAIL slumps to the ground.
Did he just faint?
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Daggers.
TEY crouches over NEEDLETAIL's body.
Be careful, Tey. It could be a trick.
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Needletail Lightningbolt is dead!
What?
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
FOOSHYY claps his hands.
So your Daggers did save the day, after all.
ALLURING steps forward.
Is it true? Did you kill the powerful Tulnar?
Alluring how long have you been...?
ALLURING puts her arm around TEY.
Long enough.
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Needletail Lightningbolt.
Then the Iolis are safe?
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Iolis enter, looking relived.
You are their hero.
The Iolis bow to TEY.
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Needletail Lightningbolt will never eat Iolis ever again, is enough for me.
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Iolis passes TEY a holy Sandal
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
Well, if you insist.
TEY takes the Sandal.
Thank you.
The Iolis bow their heads once more, and leave.
TEY turns to ALLURING.
Does this mean you want me back?
Oh, Tey, of course I want you back!
TEY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
Well you can't have me.
WHAT?
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Tulnar to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
But...
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Fooshyy.
FOOSHYY grins.
But...
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
Tey?
I'm sorry Alluring, but I think you should skidaddle.
ALLURING leaves.
FOOSHYY turns to TEY.
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly FOOSHYY stops.
When I said I'm afraid of pay 2 win, you know I was just trying to distract the Tulnar don't you?
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Plez change end - gallops miraculously together through the forest. leaves it open