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Pravchenski's Opening in a Verra near you!
Pravchenski
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Hello, My name is Pravchenski, wait why do I speak to myself never mind the booze are talking. So, I am a stranger in a strange land...but as a boy, I have not always been a drinker.but I have been a close second for that title, point is I am now here on verra, dealing with a mysterious new land and I ask myself:"Pravchenski, why there be no booze or women here to be sleezy with ya?" and I say to myself "I will make the land where booze flow and women lament for my patrons." so you must be wondering, why is it the women, some of them are...off...yes I know some of them are uh...wearing wigs with skirts are huge migets and may or may not have dwarf beards but hey, a women's a women when you drink , so long as it is a women when you are drinking to you then it's win win. Now where shall I open my bar tavern? well, there are a few ideas, currently I am on the ground drinking but I will figure out the details, but I do know I have promised several others a free drink for offering me ideas so maybe I offer you free drink first time. anyway I feel like puking, the booze does not help with healing as much as I though, maybe a bit of my bard and cleric skills heal me eh? anyway come on over sometimes and you can enjoy a drink and some women with your friends.
-Pravchenski, drunk while talking to a giant boulder out in a desert.
-Pravchenski, drunk while talking to a giant boulder out in a desert.
Pravchenski's Tavern and Brothel, Down your Booze like you down your Women, Bearded Dwarves in Drag!
-Pravchenski, yelling this at some twigs in sand, in a desert.
-Pravchenski, yelling this at some twigs in sand, in a desert.
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My name is Pravchenski, I am still unknown but that's to be changed, eventually when I find where exactly I was building my tavern at, anyways I offer my tavern for these uses.
-1, I am a bard AND healer, and with my cooking I make great food for those who need it, and no I am not bard who thinks cowbells count as bard music for "improvisation" stupid hippie treerers. Point is I offer my tavern at a decent undercut in the profits compared to my competetors, and offer music a place to rest and food that may aid you if you find yourself in dire need of it on your travels if you do travel.
2-For the more...morally grey shady characters, I do offer several assistances for them as well, in some of my rooms that you may rent you may find it...easy...to do dealings about legally questioning subjects and other things of note, popular for rogues spies and info brokers, so at Pravchenski's tavern if you ever need a meet up for a contact or something that needs a privacy touch, I got ya covered...
-Pravchenski, Yelling this to the sand dunes in a desert he is stranded it while drunk.
-Pravchenski, yelling this at some twigs in sand, in a desert.
-Pravchenski, Bashing himself with a lute he found on a corpse in the desert he is magically lost in.
-Pravchenski, yelling this at some twigs in sand, in a desert.
-Pravchenski, making a tavern out of sand in a desert.
-Pravchenski, yelling this at some twigs in sand, in a desert.
-Pravchenski, yelling this at some twigs in sand, in a desert.
I was searching the desert for some rare sand grains! Yet it's far more lively than I had thought it would be!
Tell me, " Pravchenski" is it? Dou you happen to have any knowledge on the "cleansing" sand?