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mrwafflesmrwaffles Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
in General Discussion
For these bananas I got yesterday. They are already browning!
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  • bloodprophetbloodprophet Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    :D:D
    Most people never listen. They are just waiting on you to quit making noise so they can.
  • Samson1Samson1 Member
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  • mrwafflesmrwaffles Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    edited January 2021
    Samson, no joke I was driving one day and there was a banana peel just chilling a bit ahead of me. I dodged the heck out of it and scared the crap out of my wife. she looked at me and was like "WHAT?! was it an animal?"

    "worse...a banana peel. If mario kart has taught us anything is that we almost died..."

    It was a very quite ride home :D
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  • Cold 0ne FTBCold 0ne FTB Member, Alpha One, Adventurer, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    What click bait! Intrepid needs to consider hiring you for their marketing team.
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  • TheAccursedRatTheAccursedRat Member
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  • mrwafflesmrwaffles Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Cold 0ne FTB wrote: »
    What click bait! Intrepid needs to consider hiring you for their marketing team.

    I interviewed for the creative director position and almost got it, but some nobody snipped it from me.
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  • maouwmaouw Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    that's when you bake:

    BANANA KEK
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  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    mrwaffles wrote: »
    For these bananas I got yesterday. They are already browning!

    This is for you, sir.

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  • HellfarHellfar Member, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    mrwaffles wrote: »
    For these bananas I got yesterday. They are already browning!

    Lucky you. My bananas usually won't ripen for a solid week or more. Preposterous!
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  • mrwafflesmrwaffles Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    daveywavey wrote: »
    mrwaffles wrote: »
    For these bananas I got yesterday. They are already browning!

    This is for you, sir.

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  • AtamaAtama Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    edited January 2021
    A true champion.

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  • DamoklesDamokles Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    edited January 2021
    I really wanted to go off here and you...


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  • KelwaldKelwald Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    mrwaffles wrote: »
    For these bananas I got yesterday. They are already browning!

    Best to stick with waffles for breakfast sir.
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