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The wand of many things...Let's guess what it does.
Title says it all, what can many things mean? I hope it launches pigs at my enemies.
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I was thinking from a programmer point of view, what fun would it be not to bother with writing a bunch of processes for these tiny device, but just make it activate a random process in the entire game universe.
Could be fire off a skill from any PC class.
Could activate a boss attack. "What's this red cir.... OH SHIT RED DRAGON BREATH OF FIRE!!!"
Bawhaha!
My mom.
Everyone's' mom.
That wand is a jerk.
And if I'm married in-game, will that annul my marriage? That sounds worrisome.
Will be a good laugh that is what it'll be xD
It slices! It dices! It's even got a compartment to hold your spices!
You can use it as a chic stick, a night stick, even a dip stick!
You can poke people, choke people and stroke it in your down time!
It's for him, it's for her, it's for whatever that is standing over there!
Use it for cooking, casting, fighting or even rock ball!
It comes in all sizes and colors and is fun for all ages!
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May all your dragons be turned into rabbits and piles of ash.
Brilliant!
You're a genius, @lexmax !
They'll have to call it the Wand of Rumbly Things! Bawha!