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The Butchered Mermaid [underground tavern]

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  • AzathothAzathoth Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Lumbermark wrote: »
    Karthos wrote: »
    Wait, are we the baddies?

    what @Nagash says :#

    I like to think of me and my clientele as, free will individuals who lacks of the burden of morality :#

    Here, here! Grab me another drink and get this wretched bag-of-bones cat off of me.
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    +1 Skull & Crown metal coin
  • HexcatHexcat Member
    Want some old good ale @azathoth ?

    shoo..shoo...Moz!!! go back to catch rats to the storage
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  • AzathothAzathoth Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    :blush: thanks! Its hitting the spot perfect tonight!
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    +1 Skull & Crown metal coin
  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    I really hate that cat
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • AzathothAzathoth Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Nagash wrote: »
    I really hate that cat

    Thanks for sharing, I might be more apt to enjoy it's company knowing the years of hated you have sewn into it. "Here Moz, where'd you go you unfurred bag of bones?"
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    +1 Skull & Crown metal coin
  • HexcatHexcat Member
    By the way @Dust what happened? did the sausage burnt your tongue?
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  • HexcatHexcat Member
    Oh by the way guys, a special gift for all of you @Nagash @Autumnleaf @azathoth
    *extends his open hand in which he has three coins made of iron, a claw/face on one side and a kind of symbol like a crown of jags on the other*

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    A little gift from your friend Nesbo :#
    can be exchanged within this tabern and other similar stablishments for "special commandments"
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  • AzathothAzathoth Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    @Lumbermark, I will gladly accept the token with appreciation.
    I'm sure it will have it's use. Now, where is the flea-less cat, let's get it hyped on some elder realm nip before Nagash comes back in.
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    +1 Skull & Crown metal coin
  • HexcatHexcat Member
    Moz pst pst pst come here @azathoth has something for you :#

    Hehehe here you are little bag of bones...
    Come come you are becoming very popular with the clients :3
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Maybe I should get a dog
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • KarthosKarthos Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Nagash wrote: »
    Maybe I should get a dog



    I could sell you one. I know where it's buried.
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Karthos wrote: »
    Nagash wrote: »
    Maybe I should get a dog



    I could sell you one. I know where it's buried.

    sure I have plenty of bones for the mut
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • HexcatHexcat Member
    Master @Nagash I have an idea for the decoration/staff for the tavern and I was hoping for you to lend me some necromantic skills , hopefully it isn't too morbid for you :#
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Lumbermark wrote: »
    Master @Nagash I have an idea for the decoration/staff for the tavern and I was hoping for you to lend me some necromantic skills , hopefully it isn't too morbid for you :#

    Sure I have all the time in the world. what do you need?
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • VolgaireVolgaire Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Nagash wrote: »
    Maybe I should get a dog

    Ugh....a dog person.
  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    autumnleaf wrote: »
    Nagash wrote: »
    Maybe I should get a dog

    Ugh....a dog person.

    ok what is wrong with dogs?
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • AzathothAzathoth Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Its been a bit. I've seen some things come and go. I would like to know more about the things that have gone, but I'm happy to see the things that have come.

    I've also found a nice mineral deposit ripe with jewels that shine in the dark like the eyes of Tulnar. I was wondering if I can put some down for a few extra nights stay and a cask of ale? What do you say @Lumbermark?
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    +1 Skull & Crown metal coin
  • HexcatHexcat Member
    edited May 2019
    Nagash wrote: »
    Lumbermark wrote: »
    Master @Nagash I have an idea for the decoration/staff for the tavern and I was hoping for you to lend me some necromantic skills , hopefully it isn't too morbid for you :#

    Sure I have all the time in the world. what do you need?

    About what we talked about earlier, that stuff with the debtors...how hard would it be to give a soul a material form...let's say...make a spirit able to carry bottles and plates...or big boxes?...
    azathoth wrote: »
    Its been a bit. I've seen some things come and go. I would like to know more about the things that have gone, but I'm happy to see the things that have come.

    I've also found a nice mineral deposit ripe with jewels that shine in the dark like the eyes of Tulnar. I was wondering if I can put some down for a few extra nights stay and a cask of ale? What do you say @Lumbermark?

    Aaaaah...jewels...I have good eye for jewels let me tell you...handle them comrade...
    *extends his hand expectantly* :#
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    @Lumbermark It would be fairly easy to bind a weak soul to do such tasks but it would be dreadful at everything else
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • VolgaireVolgaire Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Nagash wrote: »
    autumnleaf wrote: »
    Nagash wrote: »
    Maybe I should get a dog

    Ugh....a dog person.

    ok what is wrong with dogs?

    Nothing but if forced to choose I take a cat.
  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    autumnleaf wrote: »
    Nagash wrote: »
    autumnleaf wrote: »
    Nagash wrote: »
    Maybe I should get a dog

    Ugh....a dog person.

    ok what is wrong with dogs?

    Nothing but if forced to choose I take a cat.

    I get you
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • dmgavindmgavin Member
    edited May 2019
    I take exception to all this talk of eating mer-people :D

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    The AOC Bard went into a tavern to entertain the folks. After a standing ovation, he took a bow and said, "Thank you, Thank you Verra much."
  • AzathothAzathoth Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Whoa! So now the livestock is bringing itself to slaughter?
    Nice, looks like we feast well here tonight :smiley:
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    +1 Skull & Crown metal coin
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    edited May 2019
    Woof?

    Sorry for that, it just appeared appropriate. *aims her happy grin towards the customers*

    Sweet landlord, what specials are you cooking up today?
    *pats her tubby dwarvish belly with eagerness*
  • AzathothAzathoth Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Alright @lumbermark, I'll hand them over. I'll take any reimbursement as room, food, and ale. Looks like it's going to be a long hot summer here, do you have ice?
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    +1 Skull & Crown metal coin
  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    the rifraf are rowdy today
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • HexcatHexcat Member
    Oh...no no no no no... mr @dmgavin we don't consume merfolks here the siren meat of what our delicious plates are made of is from wild sirens
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    Their meat is one of the rarest delicacies in the world :# the merfolk meat is too similar to the human's with a taste of fish, not too appetizing, no ofense :#

    @genna we proud ourselves from being able to deliver any kind of plate your palate wants good folk!!!! but our speciality is the sausages :# they're spicy tho...

    *takes the jewels and starts to examinate them with the purple monocle* oh my...oh my...very good materials you have here...ummmm...but this one...*takes the one that seems to brigth in three different color at the same time* I may do some underground busisness here for living mr @azathoth but I'm proud to say that I always pay the rigth price for the rigth item...2 months of bed, food and ale for this jewels, one extra for this one, and here *takes out a bag of leather* 300 golden embers, buy something nice for ya, do we have a deal?...
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  • KarthosKarthos Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Aye, mermaid be tasty fare.

    For the belly and the eyes
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    I have to say this establishment has rubbed off on me. mainly due to the poor condition but its quaint
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    The dead do not squabble as this land’s rulers do. The dead have no desires, petty jealousies or ambitions. A world of the dead is a world at peace
  • HexcatHexcat Member
    I'm curious @nagash , with what type of stuff does a lich decorates his diggins?...
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