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Turnip Farming

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  • SathragoSathrago Member, Alpha Two
    edited November 2020
    PlagueMonk wrote: »
    Sathrago wrote: »
    PlagueMonk wrote: »
    Bah, vege-ta-bableses are yuck :p

    Meat-sis is where it's at

    Oh is it now? Perhaps we should start with you then?

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    BOY YOU LOOKIN' TASTY!

    You really want a piece of me? I would advice understanding Skaven better before you go with that thought. ;)

    Papa Nergel taught me not to be picky with my food.
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  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    But what about cabbages?
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  • SathragoSathrago Member, Alpha Two
    Nagash wrote: »
    But what about cabbages?

    If you go back to my original posts here I just wanted to raid cabbage farmers.
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  • akabearakabear Member, Braver of Worlds, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    edited November 2020
    Baldrick reveals his recipe for "Turnip Surprise" - "the surprise is : there's nothing in it except the turnip"

    I think that is the only permissible Black Adder reference to turnips that the forum will safely allow.
  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    akabear wrote: »
    Baldrick reveals his recipe for "Turnip Surprise" - "the surprise is : there's nothing in it except the turnip"

    I think that is the only permissible Black Adder reference to turnips that the forum will safely allow.

    But will you have your turnip mashed, or as God intended?!
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • CrosimCrosim Member, Alpha Two
    I think at this point is obvious that there needs to be a beet and turnip faction to go with the Scholar's academy, Thieves' guild, and Trader's company.
  • Sathrago wrote: »
    Nagash wrote: »
    But what about cabbages?

    If you go back to my original posts here I just wanted to raid cabbage farmers.

    ah yes... MY CABBAGES
  • NagashNagash Member, Leader of Men, Kickstarter, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    Sathrago wrote: »
    Nagash wrote: »
    But what about cabbages?

    If you go back to my original posts here I just wanted to raid cabbage farmers.

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  • novercalisnovercalis Member, Founder, Kickstarter, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    edited November 2020
    Turnips? BeetS? Cabbage?

    None compares to Lettuce! Your soil's fate depends on us, it is in our rights, it is in our name.
    LET TUCE DECIDE YOUR FATE!
    Hail the al mighty Lactuca sativa
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  • SathragoSathrago Member, Alpha Two
    edited November 2020
    novercalis wrote: »
    Turnips? BeetS? Cabbage?

    None compares to Lettuce! Your soil's fate depends on us, it is in our rights, it is in our name.
    LET TUCE DECIDE YOUR FATE!
    Hail the al mighty Lactuca sativa

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  • I have to agree with the picture above lettuce is the worst of all vegetables its the one thing we can all agree on at the very least.
  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    Credit wrote: »
    I have to agree with the picture above lettuce is the worst of all vegetables its the one thing we can all agree on at the very least.

    Ugh, the cauliflower takes the "worst of all veg" prize. Ugh!

    Ugh!

    UGH!!!
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • maouwmaouw Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    daveywavey wrote: »
    Credit wrote: »
    I have to agree with the picture above lettuce is the worst of all vegetables its the one thing we can all agree on at the very least.

    Ugh, the cauliflower takes the "worst of all veg" prize. Ugh!

    Ugh!

    UGH!!!

    for me it's celery - except in soups. Celery makes certains soups taste great.
    I wish I were deep and tragic
  • DamoklesDamokles Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    I only really hate celery and rubarb.
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  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    maouw wrote: »
    daveywavey wrote: »
    Credit wrote: »
    I have to agree with the picture above lettuce is the worst of all vegetables its the one thing we can all agree on at the very least.

    Ugh, the cauliflower takes the "worst of all veg" prize. Ugh!

    Ugh!

    UGH!!!

    for me it's celery - except in soups. Celery makes certains soups taste great.

    I use celery in my cooking as a replacement for onion, cos cutting celery doesn't make me bawl like a tiny baby.
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • maouwmaouw Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    daveywavey wrote: »
    maouw wrote: »
    daveywavey wrote: »
    Credit wrote: »
    I have to agree with the picture above lettuce is the worst of all vegetables its the one thing we can all agree on at the very least.

    Ugh, the cauliflower takes the "worst of all veg" prize. Ugh!

    Ugh!

    UGH!!!

    for me it's celery - except in soups. Celery makes certains soups taste great.

    I use celery in my cooking as a replacement for onion, cos cutting celery doesn't make me bawl like a tiny baby.

    WHAT?
    I could not live without onions.
    onion+carrot+potato.
    the triforce of earthen veggies.
    I wish I were deep and tragic
  • DamoklesDamokles Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    daveywavey wrote: »
    maouw wrote: »
    daveywavey wrote: »
    Credit wrote: »
    I have to agree with the picture above lettuce is the worst of all vegetables its the one thing we can all agree on at the very least.

    Ugh, the cauliflower takes the "worst of all veg" prize. Ugh!

    Ugh!

    UGH!!!

    for me it's celery - except in soups. Celery makes certains soups taste great.

    I use celery in my cooking as a replacement for onion, cos cutting celery doesn't make me bawl like a tiny baby.

    I cant believe that anyone doesnt like the tast of onions.
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  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    It's not the taste I don't like, it's that they hurt my eyes when I cut them. I end up having to chop them with my eyes closed, which surprisingly enough hasn't yet resulted in any injuries!
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • DamoklesDamokles Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    daveywavey wrote: »
    It's not the taste I don't like, it's that they hurt my eyes when I cut them. I end up having to chop them with my eyes closed, which surprisingly enough hasn't yet resulted in any injuries!

    No joke, get swimming goggles. May sound laughable, may look stupid, does work. (Those that also cover your nose)
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  • SathragoSathrago Member, Alpha Two
    daveywavey wrote: »
    It's not the taste I don't like, it's that they hurt my eyes when I cut them. I end up having to chop them with my eyes closed, which surprisingly enough hasn't yet resulted in any injuries!

    Finally I can show off my true talent! My eyes dont water when I chop onions. Booyah
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  • Burning a candle nearby helps, as well as breathing through your mouth. For some reason, those work at cutting (heh) back on the tears.
  • NoaaniNoaani Member, Intrepid Pack, Alpha Two
    Damokles wrote: »
    daveywavey wrote: »
    It's not the taste I don't like, it's that they hurt my eyes when I cut them. I end up having to chop them with my eyes closed, which surprisingly enough hasn't yet resulted in any injuries!

    No joke, get swimming goggles. May sound laughable, may look stupid, does work. (Those that also cover your nose)

    @daveywavey

    This is true, it does work.

    Three other things to try are - use old onions, ensure good ventilation when cutting and/or make sure you are using a very, VERY sharp knife.

    The juice in onions is what irritates when it is dispersed as a mist in the air, and each of these three things reduces how much of that juice is dispersed, or how much of it comes in to contact with you.

    Another thing that some people swear by, though that I am somewhat dubious about, is storing them in a refrigeragor.

    That said, if used well, onions are worth the irritation anyway.
  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    I've tried a number of things people have suggested to me. Wearing sunglasses, cutting the onions under a running tap, holding a wooden spoon in my mouth while I chop, etc.

    FYI: don't try the running tap thing. I lost half of the chopped onion down the sink.....
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • NoaaniNoaani Member, Intrepid Pack, Alpha Two
    edited November 2020
    daveywavey wrote: »
    I've tried a number of things people have suggested to me. Wearing sunglasses, cutting the onions under a running tap, holding a wooden spoon in my mouth while I chop, etc.

    FYI: don't try the running tap thing. I lost half of the chopped onion down the sink.....

    None of those things would work, as they aren't preventing the root cause of the issue (mist from the onion getting in your eyes and nose).

    A sharp knife is by far your best friend with onions. If it isn't sharp enough to be used as a razor, it shouldn't be used to cut an onion (not that you should use one knife for both jobs...).
  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    Noaani wrote: »
    A sharp knife is by far your best friend with onions. If it isn't sharp enough to be used as a razor, it shouldn't be used to cut an onion (not that you should use one knife for both jobs...).

    :D:D:D
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • CROW3CROW3 Member, Alpha Two
    Okra and eggplant are the worst. 😧🤭🤢🤮
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  • maouwmaouw Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    CROW3 wrote: »
    Okra and eggplant are the worst. 😧🤭🤢🤮

    I've had bad okra and eggplant. Gooey and mushy. ew.
    But I've also had good eggplant:
    shallow fried with ginger and a little dressing - crunch and juicy with a little zing!
    MMMMMMM <3
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  • DamoklesDamokles Member, Alpha One, Alpha Two, Early Alpha Two
    edited November 2020
    CROW3 wrote: »
    Okra and eggplant are the worst. 😧🤭🤢🤮

    Best thing you could do with eggplant:
    1. Slice it in thick slices, fry them in oil, get some turkish 10% joghurt, put both on a slice of bread.
    2. Cook some tomato sauce, dice the eggplant and fry it in oil, put the eggplant in the tomatosauce, serve with rice and greek/turkish joghurt.
    3. Peel stripes into the eggplant, slice it in half, bake it so that it gets a bit mushy, hollow it out slightly, put a combination of meat and tomatoes inside it, bake till finished.

    (if you want to make it then you would better search for recipes for the later 2 the first is easy enough ;D)

    Bet thing you could to with okra:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2ii1tTleY
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  • daveywaveydaveywavey Member, Alpha Two
    Damokles wrote: »
    CROW3 wrote: »
    Okra and eggplant are the worst. 😧🤭🤢🤮

    Best thing you could do with eggplant:
    1. Slice it in thick slices, fry them in oil, get some turkish 10% joghurt, put both on a slice of bread.
    2. Cook some tomato sauce, dice the eggplant and fry it in oil, put the eggplant in the tomatosauce, serve with rice and greek/turkish joghurt.
    3. Peel stripes into the eggplant, slice it in half, bake it so that it gets a bit mushy, hollow it out slightly, put a combination of meat and tomatoes inside it, bake till finished.

    And, if you want to make it even better, swap the eggplant out for lamb or chicken! Perfect!
    This link may help you: https://ashesofcreation.wiki/


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  • CrosimCrosim Member, Alpha Two
    edited November 2020
    daveywavey wrote: »

    And, if you want to make it even better, swap the eggplant out for lamb or chicken! Perfect!

    Agreed. Meat is the best veggie. I hear tulnar grow underground. Sounds like another root vegetable to me.

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