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Slightly off topic humor channel

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  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Rumbleforge said:
    Hahahaha!
    I'd pay to see that fight!
    Oh wait a sec....   :mrgreen:
    I'd pay too, but I guess @Kratz is going to be a no show ;)
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    If you are going to pay, buy one of my scalped tickets. Special deal for you, 1 for price of 2!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    lexmax said:
    Rumbleforge said:
    Hahahaha!
    I'd pay to see that fight!
    Oh wait a sec....   :mrgreen:
    I'd pay too, but I guess @Kratz is going to be a no show ;)

    I'll be there with my knobby knuckles ready for some pain!


  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Kratz said:
    lexmax said:
    Rumbleforge said:
    Hahahaha!
    I'd pay to see that fight!
    Oh wait a sec....   :mrgreen:
    I'd pay too, but I guess @Kratz is going to be a no show ;)

    I'll be there with my knobby knuckles ready for some pain!

    Then, in the immortal words of my all time favorite game:

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited June 2017
    lexmax said:
    Kratz said:
    lexmax said:
    Rumbleforge said:
    Hahahaha!
    I'd pay to see that fight!
    Oh wait a sec....   :mrgreen:
    I'd pay too, but I guess @Kratz is going to be a no show ;)

    I'll be there with my knobby knuckles ready for some pain!

    Then, in the immortal words of my all time favorite game:

    Honour compels me to not strike a fellow Dwarf for the wims of an Elf. Therefore we'll settle this in the grand old tradition of Dwarf hamster fighting!


  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Kratz said:
    lexmax said:
    Kratz said:said:
    Rumbleforge said:
    Hahahaha!
    I'd pay to see that fight!
    Oh wait a sec....   :mrgreen:
    I'd pay too, but I guess @Kratz is going to be a no show ;)

    I'll be there with my knobby knuckles ready for some pain!

    Then, in the immortal words of my all time favorite game:

    Honour compels me to not strike a fellow Dwarf for the wims of an Elf. Therefore we'll settle this in the grand old tradition of Dwarf hamster fighting!


    Um, I don't know what I'm looking at. But I feel like I should report to SPCA... or the FBI :scream:
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    lexmax said:
    Kratz said:
    lexmax said:
    Kratz said:said:
    Rumbleforge said:
    Hahahaha!
    I'd pay to see that fight!
    Oh wait a sec....   :mrgreen:
    I'd pay too, but I guess @Kratz is going to be a no show ;)

    I'll be there with my knobby knuckles ready for some pain!

    Then, in the immortal words of my all time favorite game:

    Honour compels me to not strike a fellow Dwarf for the wims of an Elf. Therefore we'll settle this in the grand old tradition of Dwarf hamster fighting!


    Um, I don't know what I'm looking at. But I feel like I should report to SPCA... or the FBI :scream:
    Did I take it too far? meh....damn it....I always do that. :(
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Rumbleforge said:
    A strikingly similar joke to mine, @Krojak!  
    I plagerised it first!  

    Bawhahaha! 
    Like the genie though. 

    *Note to self: Read the whole thread first.*
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Krojak said:
    Rumbleforge said:
    A strikingly similar joke to mine, @Krojak!  
    I plagerised it first!  

    Bawhahaha! 
    Like the genie though. 

    *Note to self: Read the whole thread first.*
    Look, Krojak lives?!
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    edited July 2017
    Many many moons ago, when I was a young dwarf in Norrath, I answered a casting call for a dwarven themed movie projection. 

    This was my big chance to make it in Hollywood.  I got the part of Grobin, the city guard.  I thought this would be my ticket to leading roles, fame, fortune, adoring fans.... sadly, they shot the production in SOGA-vision (Damn soga models for dwarves look like leprechauns!) dubbed another voice over me, and the roles just didn't come come like I had hoped...  My movie career was over as quickly as it had begun.
    But be that as it may, it turned out quite well, and I was proud of my little contribution. ;)


    Brell's Magic Keg is for Ale music video.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFByzT-qA0k

    Here are some behind the scenes pictures to show you how I should have looked, though. ;)








  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Aweosome Grobin! I mean @Rumbleforge :p That's as good a belch as I've heard this side of the pond my fellow Earthquaker! ;) (liked the VA)
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    Kratz said:
    Aweosome Grobin! I mean @Rumbleforge :p That's as good a belch as I've heard this side of the pond my fellow Earthquaker! ;) (liked the VA)
    Hah, to be clear, the voice was not me.  I was merely the eye candy!  ;)
  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest

    Well I'm sure you could Trump the VA mate if you Putin some effort! :)

    (Yes, I'm trying to be topical with the G20 on today.)

  • ArchivedUserArchivedUser Guest
    @Rumbleforge your acting career was cut short in it's prime! :lol:
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