Glorious Alpha Two Testers!
Phase I of Alpha Two testing will occur on weekends. Each weekend is scheduled to start on Fridays at 10 AM PT and end on Sundays at 10 PM PT. Find out more here.
Check out Alpha Two Announcements here to see the latest Alpha Two news and update notes.
Our quickest Alpha Two updates are in Discord. Testers with Alpha Two access can chat in Alpha Two channels by connecting your Discord and Intrepid accounts here.
Phase I of Alpha Two testing will occur on weekends. Each weekend is scheduled to start on Fridays at 10 AM PT and end on Sundays at 10 PM PT. Find out more here.
Check out Alpha Two Announcements here to see the latest Alpha Two news and update notes.
Our quickest Alpha Two updates are in Discord. Testers with Alpha Two access can chat in Alpha Two channels by connecting your Discord and Intrepid accounts here.
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Whew! That was one hell of an opening day barkeep! I don't remember what you gave me, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't legal. My whole body feels numb.
And... And these lights! Are you seeing these too? They are dancing out of my beard! Wait... I have a beard? Barkeep! How long was I out for?
Nothing royal about these battles, lack of creative content and hopes of a cash-in, new game mode you say.... bah... my frumpy rump. It would be like me saying I am reinventing the coffee shop, showing you all the most amazing coffee beans and natural flavors.... and then open the doors and only sell Jolt Cola.
Talk about burning the bridge at both ends.... you upset those that want coffee and latter when you stop selling Jolt Cola and start selling coffee .... well you see where this ends.... you will jump from the bridge to avoid the fire and drowned in the river you built the bridge to avoid. Well done.
My apologies to my patrons, for this is not what I wanted, or want for you to endure, best to find a safe place to hide away for a bit. May the sun warm you and light your path with a cool breeze on your back, may your path find you in green lands with fresh water to brew your favorite beers and plenty of fruits to ferment.