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Looking forward to some epic times with you all.
One time I was hunting in the backwoods of Tennessee, tracking a bear for 7 days with just a Bowie knife and a pack of matches. On the 7th day I awoke to find during the night, that racoons had stollen my matches and had used them to construct some kind of primative 1950's era diner. After paying way to much for a garbage can breakfast, I pressed on.
A short hike later, I came face to face with the bear. It was trying to get a low rate mortgage through CitiBank and I was like "not on my watch, you fat furry peice of shit!" I leapt on to the bears back, before he could decide on a sub prime package and plunged the knife into his neck, killing him instantly. As we tumbled to the ground, my leg caught in a tree root and broke my ankle.
While carrying a 800lb bear on my back, I limped 40 miles until I reached a river. The current was too strong to swim it with the bear so I started a fire by stinking the back my knife on a my biceps and used it signal anyone.
After 3 days and numerous animal attacks, a Swedish swim suit model rode by on a motorcycle. Impressed by my rugged good looks and my new bear cape, she offered me a ride into town. We made love for a week straight before the mayor knocked on my hotel door to offer me the keys to the city. Everyone cheered and I left for home a hero.
When I got home, I told Enmity about this story and they thought it was great.
The end.
Can't wait for Goat to replace that gif smh lol