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Phase I of Alpha Two testing will occur on weekends. Each weekend is scheduled to start on Fridays at 10 AM PT and end on Sundays at 10 PM PT. Find out more here.
Check out Alpha Two Announcements here to see the latest Alpha Two news and update notes.
Our quickest Alpha Two updates are in Discord. Testers with Alpha Two access can chat in Alpha Two channels by connecting your Discord and Intrepid accounts here.
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*Walks into the inn with a skip in his step*
@Mazikar! Get me a flagon of your finest for it's a Friday and I'm thirsty! Ah, *Gulps the ale in one* now we're talking. *belches*. Has @Rumbleforge been in lately? No? ah shame...I miss that ol' footstool.
Tis a clear night tonight @Mazikar, reminds me of a story ol' Rumble told me about him and @Lexmax once.
He and Lex went camping in the forest just outside @Nagash's Soon Fat Take Away. After they got their tent all set up, both of them fell sound asleep. Some many hours later, @Rumbleforge awoke, gave @Lexmax a nudge and said
"Oi pixie lover, look towards the sky..what do yeh see?"
Lex replied "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell yeh?" asked ol' Rumble. Lexmax pondered for a moment then replied "Astronomically speaking: It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically: It tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise: It appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically: The gods are all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorlogically : it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? What does it tell you?"
"It tells meh Lex...yeh are dumber than a rock. It means someone stole the tent!!"
Someone please get @Megs off of me, I just infected this vessel!
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*drops off of @XombieCrisis and legs it*
*He walks through the door and looks around for a familiar face, as he can't seem to find one he pulls down his hood and makes a b-line straight for the bar.*
* He promptly trips, catches himself, and sits down at the bar as if he had not almost made a fool of himself*
Kalkaz asks politely "Good afternoon barkeep, I was wondering if this might be the Braver of Worlds Tavern?"
*Pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pack. It turns out to be a flyer for the Tavern that the elf stumbled across.*
Kalkaz continues and get's lost in his excitement, "I heard this place was amazing and that great adventurers gather here, I was also hoping to try some of your delicious ales you might hav- Oh no!" *He becomes flustered* "H-How rude of me I'm terribly sorry! My name is K-K-Kalkaz! I'm sorry for not introducing myself early!!"
*He bows his head and extends his hand out to properly greet @Mazikar, He opens his eyes and notices a drunk @Diura Laying below him and staring up with a curious look on her face*