Braver of Worlds Inn

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Horsth? *hic Who rides a horsth? My turtle has pink fairy wings and glides.

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Good grief! What are people drinking in here?  I want a pint of what Bony is poring through his erm rib cage and a barrel of what U.S.E is drinking...  Does that come with a free pink winged flying turtle by the way?

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so you want the last call then

20ml of milk
20ml of ectoplasm
and 2 newborn souls

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Erm actually barkeep cancel what that pint and just the barel and pink winged flying turtle.    Phew near miss there.

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you are missing out 

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* seated in the corner, Megs looks up from her book, smiles and waves at all the patrons, then goes back to her reading*

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Bar HIC Keep!  I wantzzz a Page of what sheee is reading HIC!........  Thud!  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dave get him a room and a black coffee ☕

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ  Droooool  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Also bash his head in if he gets a drop of drool on my area

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Sniff  yawn, stretch.  Pleazzzzz don't drag me through bonieyzzz area... Thud! droooooollll  ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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....


You know what to do just make sure to clean up after

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Arranges hair in mop like formation to automatically clean up drool as is being dragged through bar to bedroom.

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Someone buy me a drink!

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*givesXombie a drink... of apple juice*

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Sure thing 

*dave get the "apples" juice for our decaying friend.

 No not James I mean xombie.

  Yes that guy you cant spell his own name that guy

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Huzzah!

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Whos pissed? Well tonight thats me.
*slumps down happily into her corner*
Yaaaaaay!

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sigh

we need a hangover room where I can put all these bodies

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I've finally come back!

Oh man, I have missed this place, and I'm so sorry for not getting this fixed sooner!

A drink please!

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welcome back glowingwren I was missing my reading light 

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Well I had a vision of what my tavern would look like and these two guys were like... "I get it, and this needs to be." so they made a video for me... they forgot where to send it and it was lost, so.... this is its tribute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A

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Let me take part in this joining!
 

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You guys need to drink more milk

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Fellow Braver reporting in for the first time. I heard we are supposed to be receiving our Alpha codes soon! Can't wait to get mine

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xLangatanGx said:

Fellow Braver reporting in for the first time. I heard we are supposed to be receiving our Alpha codes soon! Can't wait to get mine

"Soon".

Unless you got an Alpha 0 key, soon means end of 2018.

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Aye... soon™. Till then you can kick back here, grab a brew and a bowl of stew. Soon there will be far less time for drinking and relaxing.... just drinking and skull smashing.

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While wandering around town remembering happier times stumbles into this building.....

Oh I remember. This Tavern used to be all the rage. The Music, the laughter, I can remember as if it had been yesterday.

Walks in and sees the barkeep with a wide smile and a few patrons. What seemed to be a dead guy sitting on a table which had a pile of dead bodies on the floor beneath it. Decides so Finds a seat at the bar and says while grabbing the drink being automatically handed to him by the barkeep:

What happened?