*As an adventurous, unknown pioneer enters the inn the door slams! Heavy winds of the summer storm rage on from the coast. The pioneer unmasks himself.*
AYE! How's it going fellow Braver of Worlds? My name is Stacks! Do ya got any Nordic Ales in your lot?
*drunk elf gestures toward the newcomer* The ale in here is swill not fit for feeding the pigs! But take a seat and buy a round and we'll call it whatever you want
New faces! Good to see so many of you, now pull up a seat, grab a mug and a plate. Its nearing the end of the Summer Campaign, but not the end of the ale and food! Haa ha ha ha haa! Now enjoy!
They can't say no since I've been here since the beginning as our tavern didn't last a week due to this one's entertaining drunkards and flagon folly'ers! Welcome! Take a seat and get your tunes going!
"Aye, t'was him, @Sintu and @Karthos came in here and sat down right at this bar, they started sharing tales of lusty nights of late.......@Sintu smirked as he said "Damn, but I had fun last night. Made love to a beautiful woman last night, about seven times... When we woke up this morning, she told me she loved me and was going to make my favorite meals all day.."
@Lexmax looked at him, then smirked and responded "Well, I only made love four times to my wife last night, but each time was like a new extatic experience.. When we awoke this morning, she said we'd spend the rest of our days together and would surprise me again tonight.."
@Karthos looked at them both and snorted, drinking his beer silently. After an uncomfortable time of being stared at by the other two, he finally said "Fine, fine.. My lover and I had intercourse once last night."
The other two blinked, until @Lexmax smirked and asked "Pray, tell us what she said to you this morning.."
This time, @Karthos smirked and said "She said.. Please, Honey, don't stop now..."
Moral of this story: Dwarves may not be imaginative lovers, but when you get a +2 to Constitution, you have a lot of staying power.."
"HAHAHA the rascals all three of em......I'll have a word next time we're in here together. Fill me another flagon, will ya. I've gotta go soon and help @Dygz with some Pax'ing he's got to do.
I may just be a Inn Keeper but from what I have heard here at this bar a hotdog in a hallway can play all night but fitting a Great Dane into a rabbit hole.... well. It's just what I heard, not like dwarfs are known for having a kickstand. Haaa hahaha ha ha! Now have a drink!
*casually strolls up to the B.O.W Inn and cast fireball*
Ahh good! Thank you for testing my wards! Now get inside and grab a plate, no worries I will serve it cold, seems you know how hot you like it. The ale is cold as well. No fussing get inside, eat drink!
Greeting you all I'm drdebica also known as Doc Bones (yes your friendly neighborhood Necromancer) I hope there is still some drinks left or did the dwarfs already empty this bar?
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AYE! How's it going fellow Braver of Worlds?
My name is Stacks! Do ya got any Nordic Ales in your lot?
Sure the Enlightened folk have found treasure a plenty in your neck of the woods
But anyone got a card game to play? How bout darts? I sure won't lose in that!
*Kratz Walks into the tavern*
"Barkeep you leaf armed provider of ale, fill me flagon will ya?!"
"Kratz, you old wicker head, come ere as I've got a story for ya. Last night that old rain catcher twighugger you get on so well with came in here."
"@Lexmax?"
"Aye, t'was him, @Sintu and @Karthos came in here and sat down right at this bar, they started sharing tales of lusty nights of late.......@Sintu smirked as he said "Damn, but I had fun last night. Made love to a beautiful woman last night, about seven times... When we woke up this
morning, she told me she loved me and was going to make my favorite
meals all day.."
@Lexmax looked at him, then smirked and responded "Well, I only made love
four times to my wife last night, but each time was like a new extatic
experience.. When we awoke this morning, she said we'd spend the rest
of our days together and would surprise me again tonight.."
@Karthos looked at them both and snorted, drinking his beer silently.
After an uncomfortable time of being stared at by the other two, he finally
said "Fine, fine.. My lover and I had intercourse once last night."
The other two blinked, until @Lexmax smirked and asked "Pray, tell us what
she said to you this morning.."
This time, @Karthos smirked and said "She said.. Please, Honey, don't
stop now..."
Moral of this story: Dwarves may not be imaginative lovers, but when
you get a +2 to Constitution, you have a lot of staying power.."
"HAHAHA the rascals all three of em......I'll have a word next time we're in here together. Fill me another flagon, will ya. I've gotta go soon and help @Dygz with some Pax'ing he's got to do.
Well played sir!!!
Glad to be here, excited to adventure with my fellow Bravers.
I hope there is still some drinks left or did the dwarfs already empty this bar?