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Phase I of Alpha Two testing will occur on weekends. Each weekend is scheduled to start on Fridays at 10 AM PT and end on Sundays at 10 PM PT. Find out more here.
Check out Alpha Two Announcements here to see the latest Alpha Two news and update notes.
Our quickest Alpha Two updates are in Discord. Testers with Alpha Two access can chat in Alpha Two channels by connecting your Discord and Intrepid accounts here.
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AYE! How's it going fellow Braver of Worlds?
My name is Stacks! Do ya got any Nordic Ales in your lot?
Sure the Enlightened folk have found treasure a plenty in your neck of the woods
But anyone got a card game to play? How bout darts? I sure won't lose in that!
*Kratz Walks into the tavern*
"Barkeep you leaf armed provider of ale, fill me flagon will ya?!"
"Kratz, you old wicker head, come ere as I've got a story for ya. Last night that old rain catcher twighugger you get on so well with came in here."
"@Lexmax?"
"Aye, t'was him, @Sintu and @Karthos came in here and sat down right at this bar, they started sharing tales of lusty nights of late.......@Sintu smirked as he said "Damn, but I had fun last night. Made love to a beautiful woman last night, about seven times... When we woke up this
morning, she told me she loved me and was going to make my favorite
meals all day.."
@Lexmax looked at him, then smirked and responded "Well, I only made love
four times to my wife last night, but each time was like a new extatic
experience.. When we awoke this morning, she said we'd spend the rest
of our days together and would surprise me again tonight.."
@Karthos looked at them both and snorted, drinking his beer silently.
After an uncomfortable time of being stared at by the other two, he finally
said "Fine, fine.. My lover and I had intercourse once last night."
The other two blinked, until @Lexmax smirked and asked "Pray, tell us what
she said to you this morning.."
This time, @Karthos smirked and said "She said.. Please, Honey, don't
stop now..."
Moral of this story: Dwarves may not be imaginative lovers, but when
you get a +2 to Constitution, you have a lot of staying power.."
"HAHAHA the rascals all three of em......I'll have a word next time we're in here together. Fill me another flagon, will ya. I've gotta go soon and help @Dygz with some Pax'ing he's got to do.
Well played sir!!!
Glad to be here, excited to adventure with my fellow Bravers.
I hope there is still some drinks left or did the dwarfs already empty this bar?