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Phase I of Alpha Two testing will occur on weekends. Each weekend is scheduled to start on Fridays at 10 AM PT and end on Sundays at 10 PM PT. Find out more here.
Check out Alpha Two Announcements here to see the latest Alpha Two news and update notes.
Our quickest Alpha Two updates are in Discord. Testers with Alpha Two access can chat in Alpha Two channels by connecting your Discord and Intrepid accounts here.
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*scoops a plate of steaming boar's meat, and a flagon af ice cold mead, from the tray of a passing serving girl. Tosses her several silver, and a wink.*
"Sorry lass, but I'm quite famished, right now. My apologies to whoever this food and drink was meant for. Do extend my sincerest regrets, will you?"
*And, without another word, begins to dig into the flavorful repast, before him*
Ahhh! New block of ice from the North, the ale will be frosty tonight!
Delicately removing an embellished stick from her beard and a stained notebook, she busies herself in her own entertainment, regularly casting happy glances up at the other patrons.
"I've been star gazing, and thought I could come in for a nip to warm up." She looks around the buzzing tavern. "While I'm here, anyone interested in having their fortune told? or perhaps a bit of astrology for making future plans?" she quires as she strolls over to a comfey table near the hearth.
"Tell me stargazer" growls a voice from the darkest corner of the bar. "look into my future if you dare, I warn you tho it might not be pretty"
A coweled, monsterous figure strides into the fire light and slumps heavily onto the stool opposite the kindly old woman, and extends a clawed hand towards her.
Rather than being startled the deaply lined face of the elderlay lady simply smiles pulling the huge hand closer.
Running her fingers across the scarred and pitted hand she looks up into the srouded face and says in a soft voice "I dont think it is your future you are scared of. It's your past that terrorises you." "I get the sence you are angry, sad but not evil, misunderstood maybe."
"Be silent sorcerer!" the creature hisses, pulling it's hand away.
"Come now Loboss, let me buy you an ale. I have a proposition for you." she calms,
"What could you possibly need someone like me for?" snarls Loboss.
To be continued..................
"Barkeep! A flagon of your finest, kind sir!"
*still does not know where his Inn went* - *looks down to see how @Diura is doing under the table.*
*walks into the tavern*
Well, barkeep throw me a flagon! I have a thirst that needs quenching and only an ale has the magic touch.
*takes a seat*
Oh hai Dave - I though the Lord of the Undead would be keeping you too busy to lounge around here matey?! Take a seat, take a seat.
*grabs a seat*
Have you seen @Rumbleforge today? He told me a classic yesterday Dave..listen...Last Saturday he, @Lexmax and @Umji came here for a night of flaggoning when the three of them went to the restroom outback. @Lexmaxfinished first and went to the washbasin. He scrubbed his hands with soapy water cleared up to the elbows and rinsed them thoroughly. As he dried his hands, he said to the other two, "We elves are taught to be clean and hygenic."
Then @Umjifinished next and went to the washbasin. He dipped his great big fingers into the water, wiggled them around a few moments, then shook them off. As he dried his hands he said, "We Orcs are taught to conserve nature's resources."
Then @Rumbleforge finished last. He turned and walked straight past the other two towards the door. As he left, he turned an said, "We dwarfs are taught not to piss on our hands!"
aahahahaahahah!
Thank for the chuckle, friend. Have your next on me. Fancy a game of cards?
@Karthos! My stone fisted friend! Take a seat and show me your deck! Let me grab a table
*grabs a table*
ah damn it, @Diura's there again! *rolls her back under the table*
Right my pot bellied freelancing artiste! What are we playing? Barkeep another flagon for me friend and I!
How about a good game of "Go Fish" ? Put a bit of money down we could. A handsome dwarf as yourself with a good singing voice can stand to lose a few coin I wager.
*Shifts seat so can keep eye on door better.