Glorious Alpha Two Testers!
Alpha Two Realms are now unlocked for Phase II testing!
For our initial launch, testing will begin on Friday, December 20, 2024, at 10 AM Pacific and continue uninterrupted until Monday, January 6, 2025, at 10 AM Pacific. After January 6th, we’ll transition to a schedule of five-day-per-week access for the remainder of Phase II.
You can download the game launcher here and we encourage you to join us on our for the most up to date testing news.
Alpha Two Realms are now unlocked for Phase II testing!
For our initial launch, testing will begin on Friday, December 20, 2024, at 10 AM Pacific and continue uninterrupted until Monday, January 6, 2025, at 10 AM Pacific. After January 6th, we’ll transition to a schedule of five-day-per-week access for the remainder of Phase II.
You can download the game launcher here and we encourage you to join us on our for the most up to date testing news.
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*walks into his favourite tavern to celebrate Happy Dwarf Day*
"Barkeep! throw me a flagon of your finest my friend!"
The barkeep slides a huge flagon of ale down the bar right into the firm grasp of Kratz, and begins to tell his tale.
"Kratz! Come here you hairy footstool and come listen to what happened since the last time you were here. Two nights ago @Lexmax, @Possum and @Karthos walked in here and the Earthquaker ordered some drinks for his friends. He ordered a wine for the Elf, a beer for the human and got an ale for himself. I set the drinks down before them and for a sprinkling of joy I added a fly in their drinks!
As articulate as he is, @Lexmax noticed straight away, turned up his nose and pushed the glass away. @Possum frowned, flicked the fly out of his beer and started drinking. @Karthos stared aggressively at the fly and picked it out of his ale and yelled "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!".
*Kratz laughs out loudly and even manages to wake @Diura from under the table."
"Honestly Kratz, t'was the funniest thing I'd seen in a long time. Another one?"
*both raise their glasses*
"cheers"
Please let me in T-T I swear I'll pay those 300 bucks someday! Maybe...
It was raining outside and there's no other inn in this forum, thanks for letting me in!
By the way.. this is my table.. get your own!
They see nothing...
You can't catch me without letting go of @lexmax's table so... you have to choose
Although the Inn being a nice place for the occasional respite and the owner of the establishment being a fine fellow... "I am ARIMOND!!... Braver of worlds!!!" as i push past the inns door... for the world is out there... and i am needed. One final nod to my fellow Bravers as i smile and push on into the starless rainy night.. for I know.. my fellow comrades will soon be joining the fight and tribulations that afflict our world!
...
He just left without paying for the inn?
The fly never did spit it out. So I ate the bugger. One way or another, I was getting that ale. My adopted dwarf mother always said as she filled my bottle, that its a sin to steal gold, but a tragedy to waste ale.